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Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:57 pm

LHOSE is actually talking to himself.

Meanwhile...

Hoomdoom says "I will cast the most silliest but strongest magic spell on you!"

Sammy_P quickly digs a hole out, and then Evil Magician replaces the ground with iron!

Before getting trapped, Hoomdoom hits PEM (Past Evil Magician) with a baseball bat, and throws it at Sammy_P!

Sammy_P catches it and pulls out a Baseball Dispenser!

Sammy_P activates it.

PEM is slowly losing HP!

PEM says "How foolish!"

Hoomdoom throws a car at PEM!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 9:59 pm

RBWF eats his way out of the box and pulls the others through.
RBWF says "Trollface."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 10:39 pm

boywhoflies wrote:RBWF eats his way out of the box and pulls the others through.
RBWF says "Trollface."

Unfortunately, it is indestructible!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:19 am

Sammy_P is defeated!

Sammy_Bro is defeated!

Rift Boywhoflies is defeated!

Evil Past Magician says: "Mwahahahaha!"

hoomdoom · Post by **hoomdoom** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:30 am

Hoomdoom says, "What about me?"

Hoomdoom summons the reviver taco, using up all his MP!

The reviver taco revives Sammy_P, Sammy_Bro, and RBWF!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:11 am

hoomdoom wrote:Hoomdoom says, "What about me?"

Hoomdoom summons the reviver taco, using up all his MP!

The reviver taco revives Sammy_P, Sammy_Bro, and RBWF!

..but it bounces off the box!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:27 pm

Sammy_P actually got out of the box, remember?

Sammy_P pulls out a whip and whips PEM!

Sammy_P says "BECOME TOFU!"

PEM says "What are you doing?"

Sammy_P says "LOOK AT YOUR FRIENDS! THEY'VE ALREADY GIVEN IN!"

Sammy_P quickly stacks tofu on Defeated Sammy_Bro and rBWF before PEM looks.

Sammy_P says "SEE?"

Sammy_P attacks PEM with some Tofu!

PEM loses 50 HP!

PEM says "Pfft. Such weak attacks."

Sammy_P says "OH YEAH?"

Sammy_P ties Hoomdoom to a rocket and sends the rocket at PEM!

Hoomdoom is defeated, and PEM loses 5000 HP.

Sammy_P says "WHAT."

PEM says "You're next and then your friends will be gone forever."

Sammy_P ties PEM to a rocket, and rides it!

Sammy_P sends the rocket to a building.

Sammy_P says "OH SHOOT! Lemme get my friends and revive them."

Sammy_P quickly goes back and revives Sammy_Bro and RBWF with Tofu.

RBWF says "Well, that was gross. NOW, LET'S GET PEM!"

Meanwhile..

PEM leans to the left, and crashes the rocket into a mountain, and crawls out of the wreckage.

PEM sees Sammy_P, Sammy_Bro, and RBWF on an elephant, going towards PEM.

Elephant hits PEM!

PEM has 10,000 HP left!

Sammy_Bro says "NOW, WHILE HE IS WEAKENED!"

Sammy_P pulls out a pogo stick, and boings to the top of the building, right next to the wreckage.

Sammy_P lands on PEM.

PEM is defeated!

Sammy_P says "HA! Let's now go join MyNameIsKooky and Nobody."

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:34 pm

Sammy_Bro says "Well, the thing is, we all have shields."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:04 pm

Sammy_P and Hoomdoom join Nobody and MyNameIsKooky.

Nobody says: "I'm starting to not care about the plot anymore, bye!"

Nobody leaves, followed by MyNameIsKooky.

Security Guards prepare to fight.

Hoomdoom says: "Bother."

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:08 pm

Sammy_Bro says "OH NO YOU DON'T NOBODY"

Sammy_Bro magically places a shield right where Nobody walks into it! (65 mana remaining)

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:13 pm

Nobody says: "Grah! HOW ARE YOU POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DO THAT WHILE DEFEATED IN A BOX!?"

MyNameIsKooky shrugs.

MyNameIsKooky tries to teleport himself and Nobody past the shield.

It's teleport-proof!

Nobody says: "Well, I guess we're stuck in the area outside the building unless we want to go back inside."

Nobody sits down.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:18 pm

Sammy_P says "Well, we can break through one of those windows."

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:22 pm

Nobody wrote:Nobody says: "Grah! HOW ARE YOU POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DO THAT WHILE DEFEATED IN A BOX!?"

I ate part of the box that revived me and I used a shield to blow up the box.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:25 pm

Sammy_Bro wrote:
Nobody wrote:Nobody says: "Grah! HOW ARE YOU POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DO THAT WHILE DEFEATED IN A BOX!?"
I ate part of the box that revived me and I used a shield to blow up the box.

I GAVE YOU AND RBWF TOFU, REMEMBER?

Sammy_Bro · Post by **Sammy_Bro** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:26 pm

Sammy_P wrote:
Sammy_Bro wrote:
Nobody wrote:Nobody says: "Grah! HOW ARE YOU POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DO THAT WHILE DEFEATED IN A BOX!?"
I ate part of the box that revived me and I used a shield to blow up the box.
I GAVE YOU AND RBWF TOFU, REMEMBER?

riiiight

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:01 pm

RBWF names the elephant Elephantyguy.
Elehpantyguy hates his name.

hoomdoom · Post by **hoomdoom** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:42 pm

Hoomdoom screams, "AH! AN ELEPHANT!"

Hoomdoom quickly remembers the Boring Attack of Naptime!

It does nothing!

Hoomdoom says, "Darn."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:15 pm

Elephantyguy thinks: First someone gives me a stupid name, then someone assumes I'm evil. Maybe I should get revenge somehow.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:29 pm

Nobody wrote:Elephantyguy thinks: First someone gives me a stupid name, then someone assumes I'm evil. Maybe I should get revenge somehow.

Sammy_P says "ELEPHANTYGUY LOOKS ANGRY AND EVIL!"

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:16 pm

LittleZbot eats four hamburgers that are actually pretty good considering that they are made of wood and gains 104 HP.

LittleZbot looks around.

LittleZbot says "Huh? where did everyone go?"

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:26 am

5 days later...

Sammy_P says "AUGH! WE MUST DO SOMETHING!"

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:44 am

Elephantyguy flies at Samus!
Samus shoots a missle at Elephantyguy!
Elephantyguy does a barrel roll!
Elephantyguy yells "DO A BARREL ROLL!"
While he yells, real life is in slow motion.
Elephantyguy (perposly)(fyarfax)crashes into Samus!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:08 am

Samus says: "...how did I get here?"

Elephantyguy thinks: I am exacting my revenge by defeating a potential ally that appeared out of nowhere! However, I'm not evil enough to actually defeat these people or refrain from defeating their enemies.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 3:54 am

Elephantyguy thinks: Unless...

Elephantyguy starts stomping everyone!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:24 am

Elephantyguy thinks: ...the Involuntary Evilness Bean that existed at this time gets used on me, which seems to have happened since I'm defeating ALL the good guys now.

ThyNameSiKooky thinks: With this bean, I will get revenge on that spear thief!

ThyNameIsKooky realizes that MyNameIsKooky and Nobody have quit life and Sammy_Bro conveniently trapped them in a shield so they couldn't get stomped by Elephantyguy even if they wanted to.

ThyNameIsKooky gets an idea!

ThyNameIsKooky uses the Involuntary Evilness Bean on Nobody!

Nobody involuntarily goes back inside the official building to defeat Sammy_P and Hoomdoom!

DUN DUN DUN!

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:36 pm

Rift Boywhoflies flies above Elephantyguy and tries to suck him away from the other.
Rift Boywholies forgot Elephantyguy can fly.
Rift Boywhoflies looks for batteries for the chaos emerald.

LittleZbot · Post by **LittleZbot** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:22 am

LittleZbot, who has been eating for a while now, has 1360 HP.

C-Sabers become A-Sabers.

LittleZbot says "TIME TO DESTROY SOME BAD GUYS."

LittleZbot marches outside and sees Elephantguy.

LittleZbot says "On second thought, I'll just hide here until the apparent elephant rage is over."

Elephantguy destroys the hut.

LittleZbot says "Oh snap."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:39 am

ThyNameIsKooky thinks: Well, it seems that guy went inside instead of defeating the spear thief. I'll have to figure out a way to destroy that shield.

Meanwhile, in the building...

Nobody starts punching Sammy_P and Hoomdoom!

The security gaurds start punching Nobody, Sammy_P, Hoomdoom, and Evil Translator!

Sammy_P and Evil Translator start punching Nobody and the security gaurds!

Hoomdoom starts slapping Nobody and the security gaurds!

Hoomdoom says: "I'M UNIQUE!"

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:09 pm

Sammy_P says "I think my captain skills from when I was following Doctor Typos and Captain Ow to Germany would be useful here!"

Sammy_P pulls out an inflatable Pirate Boat!

It explodes after being inflated!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 7:27 pm

The explosion knocks three security guards into the wall!

Security Guard 1 is defeated!

Security Guard 2 is defeated!

Security Guard 3 is defeated!

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