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StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:13 am

Well said.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:30 am

Deeman bans Wonderman from ever posting in this topic again!
Mods, can you please remove all the spam Wonderman has caused in this topic?

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:07 am

DEEMAN223344 wrote:Deeman bans Wonderman from ever posting in this topic again!
Mods, can you please remove all the spam Wonderman has caused in this topic?

Grow up.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:41 am

So you think Wonderman should continue to spam?

StinkerSquad01 · Post by **StinkerSquad01** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:49 am

DEEMAN223344 wrote:So you think Wonderman should continue to spam?

I don't, but I think you should stop overreacting.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:11 am

Sigh.

Sometimes I wonder if putting up with Wefight is worth it just to finish up plots and stuff.

Wonderman109 · Post by **Wonderman109** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:49 pm

DEEMAN223344 wrote:Deeman bans Wonderman from ever posting in this topic again!
Mods, can you please remove all the spam Wonderman has caused in this topic?

How is it spam?

I'm just trying to figure out how WeFight works...

if I did something wrong, please tell me. It's not my fault the rules to Wefight were deleted...and I still don't know 100% how it works...

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:03 pm

Wonderman109 wrote:
DEEMAN223344 wrote:Deeman bans Wonderman from ever posting in this topic again!
Mods, can you please remove all the spam Wonderman has caused in this topic?
How is it spam? I'm just trying to figure out how WeFight works... if I did something wrong, please tell me. It's not my fault the rules to Wefight were deleted...and I still don't know 100% how it works...

Wefight isn't truly randomness. It's a lot of cool plot with a little bit of humor.

ab-47 · Post by **ab-47** » Tue Aug 14, 2012 1:26 pm

I just realized today that the old we fight has 478 pages.

I never knew that we fight is awesome enough to have over 500 pages (including the new we fight).

keep it up guys!

I wanna see how much We fight will exist, I better start reading all 500 pages if I want to keep up until here!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:19 pm

Random Earthquake happens!

Not-Really-Corrupt Data shakes!

Nobody falls out of Not-Really-Corrupt Data.

Nobody says "Well, I guess Sammy_P is on his own for now."

Meanwhile, inside of Not-Really-Corrupt Data...

Sammy_P uses some corrupt graphics and freezes them as a stepladder to Layer 3 of 5 of Not-Really-Corrupt Data.

Sammy_P is hit by a Corrupt Projectile, and loses 50 HP.

Sammy_P turns around and sees it's Corrupt Stickfigure.

Sammy_P just freezes him and climbs to Layer 4.

Sammy_P runs toward the final ladder, but is blocked by a Magic Wall.

Sammy_P turns around, to see it's Evil Magician.

Sammy_P says "I thought you were defeated?"

Evil Magician says "Sammy_Bro revived me."

Sammy_P says "That jerk."

Evil Magician says "Boop."

Another Shrinking Box of Doom appears around Sammy_P.

Sammy_P says "Oh great," and drops his One-Use-Per-Person Teleporter, which falls out of Not-Really-Corrupt Data.

O-U-P-P Teleporter hits Nobody, in which he uses it to teleport behind Evil Magician.

Nobody kicks Evil Magician, in which he falls out, in an accidental move.

DUN DUN DUN!

Nobody says "Don't worry, I'll get to Layer 5 and get us out of here."

Nobody climbs up to Layer 5 -- The Control Room.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:39 am

Nobody says: "I wonder how this building randomly got LAYERS, anyway. Oh well, having Wefight make sense is a lost cause at this point."

Nobody uses the Control Room to control himself!

Nobody moves his own arm!

Nobody gets slapped in the face by his own arm!

Nobody says: "Hmm, this whole controlling myself thing is HARD! Oh, wait, that's just my robotic arm malfunctioning again. I hope the other guys are okay back with Corrupt Deeman Final..."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:43 am

Meanwhile...

Evil Magician falls out of Not-So-Corrupt Data and is defeated.

Sammy_P freezes Evil Magician and kicks him toward Corrupt Deeman Final, who is charging for an attack of sorts.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:46 am

Nobody says: "You know what? They're fine. We always win, anyway. I guess I'll take the Translator and go help Rift Boywhoflies and LittleSbot with the time machine. There's not much I can do up here."

5 minutes later...

Nobody says: "I'll do that!"

Nobody and Evil Translator walk into a random villager's house.

Joe says: "I see Nobody has become lazy enough to skip entire..."

Later...

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:49 am

TIME SKIPS, but fixes itself.

Nobody sets Corrupt Data to "KILL CORRUPT DEEMAN FINAL", which makes Nobody pop out and makes Corrupt Data just Data!

Sammy_P says "Now we gotta put Data into something..."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Aug 20, 2012 3:01 am

Nobody says: "What? I'm back in this building? WAH!"

5 minutes later...

Nobody says: "Goodie, back in this random house. Now-"

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "Wha... Nobody... is that you?"

Nobody says: "ENCLOSED DIRECTION GUIDE?!"

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "Of course! You don't remember my disappearance years ago back in caveman times?"

Nobody says: "I thought you went back to the present..."

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "No. It was Kooky who planned for Tiny Tank to use me as a notebook. He sold me to some gguy as a map of the world and I've been passed down from generation to generation, despite being vastly out of date. Actually, I've learned the language of these people pretty accurately."

Evil Translator says: "You have, huh? Well, that's... totally... fantastic... what with you people won't need me anymore, so I'm free to go life life as a Middle Ages dude... uh..."

Evil Translator grabs a pair of scissors!

Evil Translator says: "OH NO! ARM SPASM!"

Nobody says: "Uh, Translator, are you alright...?"

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:58 am

pencil

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:05 am

Evil Translator starts trying to cut Enclosed Direction Guide with the scissors!

Evil Translator says: "STUPID MEDICAL CONDITION!!"

Nobody's robotic arm grabs another pair of scissors!

Nobody says: "OH NO! ARM MALFUNCTION!"

Nobody's robotic arm starts trying to cut Enclosed Direction Guide with the scissors!

Nobody says: "STUPID TECHNOLOGY!"

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "Good grief."

Enclosed Direction Guide continues dodging both pairs of scissors!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:09 am

Meanwhile...

Sammy_P attaches Data to CDF!

Corrupt Deeman Final explodes.

Sammy_P says "FINALLY," and appears next to Nobody.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:11 am

THE ABOVE HAS BEEN ANTI-NYOIFIED ON REQUEST OF SAMMY_P. YAY!

MyNameIsKooky says: "I am becoming an enigma."

Meanwhile, back at Nobody...

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "SAMMY_P! HELP!!!"

Sammy_P says: "Sure."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:13 am

Sammy_P says "Nobody, I guess I could chop your arm off."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:15 am

Nobody says: "Ha ha ha, NO."

Sammy_P turns to Evil Translator.

Evil Translator says: "Don't even offer."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:16 am

Sammy_P says "NO. I NEED TO SAW SOMETHING."

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:22 am

Or the above posts would happen, but the result of Corrupt Deeman Final exploding destroys the entire building.
Everyone is defeated, only leaving Useless Corruption!
Useless Corruption gets confused and revives all the protagonists!
Useless Corruption runs away.
The above posts happen!
The explosion blasts a random magical crayon onto a pedestal!
Deeman finds 8 more Magic Crayons.
Evil Plant crawls out of the ground!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:23 am

DEEMAN223344 wrote:Or the above posts would happen, but the result of Corrupt Deeman Final exploding destroys the entire building.
Everyone is defeated, only leaving Useless Corruption!
Useless Corruption gets confused and revives all the protagonists!
Useless Corruption runs away.
The above posts happen!
The explosion blasts a random magical crayon onto a pedestal!
Deeman finds 8 more Magic Crayons.
Evil Plant crawls out of the ground!

"THE ABOVE HAS BEEN ANTI-NYOIFIED ON REQUEST OF SAMMY_P. YAY! "

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:35 am

Sammy_P gets out a saw.

Sammy_P saws off Evil Translator's arm!

Evil Translator loses 500 HP and his arm!

Evil Translator says: "JERK!"

Evil Translator starts strangling Sammy_P with his remaining arm!

Nobody runs to stop Evil Translator!

Nobody's robotic arm can't reach Enclosed Direction Guide now!

Enclosed Direction Guide runs and hides in the closet.

Nobody says: "Evil Translator, it's not nice to choke people. Sammy_P, you should know better. Go in the closet for a time out."

Sammy_P says: "But..."

Nobody says: "No buts."

Sammy_P sighs and goes into the closet.

Nobody says: "Well, this house didn't even HAVE the Gibbarium LittleZbot and Rift Boywhoflies wanted! Oh well, let's try the next one..."

Nobody leaves.

Evil Translator locks the closet.

Evil Translator leaves.

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "Hey, so are the rumors true about how you were trying to take over this village and the villagers were forced to fight back?"

Sammy_P says: "No, the villagers were hostile."

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "Really? That doesn't sound like them. They're usually nice. I probably should have defeated them just for being good guys!"

Sammy_P says: "Wait, what? They're not evil?"

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "That's right. If they were, they could have become my minions or something."

Sammy_P says: "But if they aren't evil... THE TRANSLATOR MUST BE! NO WONDER HE TRIED TO KILL US BOTH! I've got to tell the others!"

Sammy_P tries to get out!

The door is locked.

Sammy_P says: "TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSLATOR!!!"

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:41 am

Sammy_P wrote:
DEEMAN223344 wrote:Or the above posts would happen, but the result of Corrupt Deeman Final exploding destroys the entire building.
Everyone is defeated, only leaving Useless Corruption!
Useless Corruption gets confused and revives all the protagonists!
Useless Corruption runs away.
The above posts happen!
The explosion blasts a random magical crayon onto a pedestal!
Deeman finds 8 more Magic Crayons.
Evil Plant crawls out of the ground!
"THE ABOVE HAS BEEN ANTI-NYOIFIED ON REQUEST OF SAMMY_P. YAY! "

Did you see any NYO there?
I simply delayed all of the posts after yours for the explosion.

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:33 am

Sammy_P uses a chainsaw to get out of the closet.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:37 am

Sammy_P and Enclosed Direction Guide run up to Evil Translator.

Sammy_P says: "Your lies end here, EVIL Translator!"

Evil Translator says: "What? How did you know my name?"

Sammy_P says: "That's your name? Figures."

Nobody says: "Gotta find Gibbarium..."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:39 am

Sammy_P says "START READING, DIRECTION GUIDE!"

Enclosed Direction Guide starts reading stuff.

Evil Translator is now bored.

Sammy_P starts stabbing Evil Translator with a Chainsaw Sword.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:48 am

Evil Translator is now bored into.

Evil Translator says: "Annehmen oder STERBEN! Was ist zwei plus fünf?"

Sammy_P says: "Huh?"

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