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Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:54 pm

Sammy_P pulls out his Google Translator and sees what Evil Translator said.

Sammy_P says "Sieben."

ab-47 · Post by **ab-47** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:16 pm

I got a question, is the game a whole summary of Wefight?

MyNameIsKooky · Post by **MyNameIsKooky** » Sun Aug 26, 2012 4:52 pm

ab-47 wrote:I got a question, is the game a whole summary of Wefight?

Since it's nowhere near being finished, it only covers about 50 pages or something. But yes, it does cover the plot.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:31 am

Deeman finds some random magic crayons!
Deeman sees a pedestal labeled "One Crayon Placed Here."
Deeman says "Nobody, do you think it would be safe to place this here?"

boywhoflies · Post by **boywhoflies** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:40 am

Meanwhile...

Rift Boywhoflies starts running the rifts over with Rolly from Bob the Builder.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 12:54 am

Deeman doesn't wait for Nobody to answer!
Deeman places a crayon!
Crayon randomly glows and gets stuck there forever!
Nobody inexplicably gains 255 hp!
Sammy_P inexplicably gains 255 hp!
Rift Boywhoflies inexplicably gains 255 hp!
Deeman inexplicably gains 255 hp!
Corrupt Ashes inexplicably gain 255 hp!
Corrupt Ashes blow away.
Deeman's Magnetic Powers level up to level 5!
Deeman can now make people sick using the minerals in their bodies!
Deeman's electromagnetic blasts are now much more powerful!
Deeman inexplicably gains 100 hp!
Deeman says "Wow."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:15 am

Sammy_P says: "Anyway..."

Sammy_P punches Evil Translator in the face!

Evil Translator loses 50 HP!

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:24 am

Deeman uses his new sickness power on Evil Translator!
All of the minerals in Evil Translator's body come ripping out!
Evil Translator violently pukes!
Evil Translator loses 200 HP and his lunch!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:32 am

Lunch says: "I am now lost forever..."

Nobody finds some Gibbarium under a rock!

Nobody says: "I FOUND MY GIBBARIUM!"

Sammy_P pulls out a rocket launcher.

Evil Translator says: "Thanks!"

Evil Translator takes the rocket launcher!

Sammy_P says: "You're wel... HEY!"

Nobody throws the Gibbarium in the air.

Nobody says: "RIFT BOYWHOFLIES, CATCH!!!"

Rift Boywhoflies flies fast to grab the Gibbarium!

Rift Boywhoflies catches the Gibbarium!

Rift Boywhoflies crashes into Evil Translator!

Rift Boywhoflies loses 250 HP!

Evil Translator loses 500 HP!

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:38 am

Magic Crayon says "Well, there goes the HP I gave him."
Deeman uses the minerals from Evil Translator's body to make a ball of metal, which he zaps with electricity and throws at Evil Translator!
Evil Translator loses 400 HP!
A cloud forms just above Evil Translator!
Deeman turns each individual droplet in the cloud into bowls of chili!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:39 am

Evil Translator eats all the chili!

Evil Translator becomes SPICY TRANSLATOR!

SPICY TRANSLATOR says: "THAT WAS SPICY."

SPICY TRANSLATOR explodes!

Tiny Evil Translator emerges out of the explosion.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:44 am

!!! steps on Tiny Evil Translator.
Tiny Evil Translator dies!
!!! accidentally steps on an ALL-TIME DIE BULLET!
Random ALL-TIME DIE BULLET dies!
!!! dies!
Deeman says "Well, that was eventful."
Microscopic Evil Translator emerges from the corpse!
Deeman says "Shoot."

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:51 am

Sammy_P squishes it.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:54 am

Roaster says: "Will do!"

Roaster shoots toast at Microscopic Evil Translator!

Microscopic Evil Translator is defeated!

Rift Boywhoflies says: "Well, now that that's over with, I'd like to mention how, with Nobody's help, w-"

LittleZbot says: "I REBUILT THE TIME MACHINE!"

MyNameIsKooky says: "GO LITTLEZBOT!"

MyNameIsKooky high-fives LittleZbot!

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "You know, I was thinking about reforming, but having to get passed down as a map for generations because of you made me more hateful of you, Nobody and MyNameIsKooky. Before you return to the present, how about you drop me off at the Spooky Forest to defeat your younger selves?"

MyNameIsKooky says: "Sure! We needed the experience from defeating you anyway."

Enclosed Direction Guide says: "What?"

MyNameIsKooky says: "Uh, nothing. LET'S GO!"

Meanwhile, in the present...

LittleZbot's second time machine appears!

Sammy_P says: "Well, off to reclaim the Master Time Machine from my brother!"

Nobody says: "Uh, while you do that, how about I just go for another date with Beth? We haven't seen each other in a while."

Sammy_P says: "Fine, abandon us. See if I care."

Nobody says: "Goodie."

Nobody leaves.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 1:57 am

Magic Crayon Box says "Well done wefighters. There is a pedestal for each crayon. I suggest you find them all, deeman. The next one just happens to be nearby!"
Deeman says "Should we look for it while looking for your brother?"

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:06 am

Sammy_P says: "Fine."

Meanwhile, at Nobody...

Beth says: "Well, this is a nice place... I guess."

A waiter walks by Beth with a Huginator burger.

Beth says: "GIMME THAT RIGHT NOW FOR DOUBLE THE PRICE!"

'Swayin' Bombs' by Sammy_P comes on.

Nobody says: "Hey, I'm in this song!"

(I have strict plans BTW.)

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:22 am

Meanwhile, at Deeman...
Deeman says "There seems to be a magnetic storm. It started when I placed the first crayon."
Sammy_P says "That's crazy! That was in the middle ages!"
Deeman shrugs.
Woodchuck wanders off somewhere.
Deeman says "First things first, I want to tell ??? that his brother is dead. I have a feeling he may be useful."

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:38 am

Beth stuffs her face into the burger.

Brown Snowman spies on Nobody from the window.

Brown Snowman thinks: H's one of the punks who killed the other Brown Snowmen. HE MUST PAY!

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Nobody says: "That's me!"

Beth says: "Mmm mmmph."

Brown Snowman throws a white snowball!

The white snowball hits the record player.

The record breaks!

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Brown Snowman thinks: Drat. Missed.

Nobody says: "So, what do you want to talk about?"

Beth says: "Mm mm mmm-mmh, mm mmph-mmmph."

Nobody says: "Fair enough."

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:45 am

Woodchuck comes.
Woodchuck shoots Brown Snowman!
Brown Snowman loses 15 HP!
Woodchuck sees Beth.
Woodchuck starts banging on the window to warn Nobody!
Window losses 5 HP! 100 left!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:50 am

Nobody thinks: Good thing no one is interrupting us...

Woodchuck says: "HEY! NOBODY! BETH IS EVIL! GET AWAY FAST, OKAY!?"

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Woodchuck thinks: Well, that was easy.

Woodchuck shoots Brown Snowman again.

Brown Snowman loses 15 HP! 85 HP remaining!

Woodchuck leaves.

Brown Snowman thinks: His date is evil? I guess I have my work cut out for me.

The waiter brings Nobody a Toughmeat Steak and a knife!

Nobody says: "Thank you."

Nobody's robotic arm starts to reach for the knife.

Nobody says: "Oh no."

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 2:57 am

While Woodchuck was leaving, a random waiter saw him!
Random Waiter chases Woodchuck with a knife!
Nobody says "What was that about?"
Meanwhile, at deeman...

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 3:40 am

'Swayin' Bombs' ends.

Sammy_P says "Thank you! Thank you! In the meantime, we'll have a short intermission, with a clown and jazz music."

Prerecorded Nobody Voice Clip says: "UH HUH!"

Sammy_P walks outside to see a huge Laser Cannon, with Sammy_Bro inside.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Mon Aug 27, 2012 4:01 am

Nobody's robotic arm grabs the knife!

Nobody says: "Oh no."

Nobody's robotic arm starts trying to stab Nobody!

Nobody has a flashback to the first post of the new topic.

Nobody does the dance move!

Nobody successfully dodges his robotic arm!

Nobody says: "YEAH!"

Brown Snowman thinks: Ergh, if only he would stop dancing! Wait...

Brown Snowman starts throwing purple snowballs!

Nobody thinks: Purple Snowballs? IF THEY HIT ME, I'LL STOP DANCING! STUPID SNOWMAN!

Nobody starts dodging the Purple Snowballs.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:12 am

@sammyp, nyo, you were never inside a building.
MyNameIsKooky teleports Sammy_P, Deeman, and everyone to ???'s house.
Deeman says "He isn't here. There is, however, a crayon pedestal in his yard. How convienient. Are we sure we want to use this?"
The ground shakes.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:16 am

Nobody dances around in a spiral through the Purple Snowballs!

Nobody says: "CHECK OUT MY AWESOME DANCE ROUTINE!"

Nobody's robotic leg jerks!

Nobody flies over a table!

Tablegoer says: "How rude."

Nobody lands on the ground

Nobody's robotic arm prepares to stab Nobody!

Nobody tries to get up.

Nobody's robotic leg starts resisting.

Nobody can't get up!

Nobody thinks: I guess this is it.

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:28 am

Deeman places the crayon.
The ground shakes!
Magic Crayon #2 glows and becomes stuck forever!
Everyone gains 100 HP!
Deeman learns Drawing Power! Deeman can now draw masterpieces!
Evil Spoons 1-5 appear!
Nobody falls over due to earthquakes!
Deeman says "The magnetic storm is getting stronger. Also, the nearest pedestal is near Sammy_Bro."
Meanwhile, at Nobody...
Evil Spoons 6-10 appear!

Sammy_P · Post by **Sammy_P** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 2:33 am

DEEMAN223344 wrote:@sammyp, nyo, you were never inside a building.
MyNameIsKooky teleports Sammy_P, Deeman, and everyone to ???'s house.
Deeman says "He isn't here. There is, however, a crayon pedestal in his yard. How convienient. Are we sure we want to use this?"
The ground shakes.

Sammy_P says "I'm currently doing a live show! TELEPORT ME BACK."

MyNameIsKooky does so.

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 3:59 pm

(Assuming you're in the place I am, Sammy_P. If you're not, please correct me.)

Nobody says: "Oh, hi, Sammy_P. A little help?"

Sammy_P says: "No."

Sammy_P disappears.

Nobody says: "Wha...?"

Meanwhile, in an abandoned mineshaft...

MyNameIsKooky says: "I'm becoming an ENIGMA, not a slave!"

Sammy_P says: "No, you're becoming a slave."

MyNameIsKooky says: "Oh."

Meanwhile, back at Nobody...

Nobody thinks: When I tried to Falcon Punch, Falcon Kick, or Falcon Poke with my robotic limbs, it didn't work...

Nobody says: "FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!!!"

Nobody's robotic arm misses!

Nobody grabs the knife and throws it!

The knife breaks through the window and hits Brown Snowman!

Brown Snowman loses 75 HP! 10 HP remaining!

Some Dude runs in!

Some Dude says: "LOOK OUT! THERE'S A HORRIBLE MONSTER TERRORIZING THE CITY!!!"

Nobody says: "Not the Evil Bunny again..."

Brown Snowman says: "Actually, Beth is evil."

Beth says: "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!!!"

Nobody says: "What? You think so too? I thought it was just that Woodchuck."

Brown Snowman says: "Actually, the woodchuck told me after he shot me."

Nobody says: "Uh... OK."

Nobody dives out the window!

Nobody tackles Brown Snowman!

Brown Snowman is defeated!

Nobody says: "And THAT takes care of the Snowman Army... for real."

Horrible Monster runs by!

Horrible Monster roars!

Nobody says: "Oh boy."

DEEMAN223344 · Post by **DEEMAN223344** » Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:44 pm

Evil Spoons 6 and 7 attack Nobody!
Nobody loses 15 HP!
Evil Spoons 6-10 attack random food!

Nobody · Post by **Nobody** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 3:02 am

Nobody says: "SPOONS? OH NO!"

Nobody walks away.

Nobody says: "Meh."

Nobody sees that Horrible Monster has a glowing point on its head.

Nobody says: "Why is its head glowing...?"

Evil Spoon 7 says: "Weak points glow."

Nobody says: "Thanks for the tip, random spoon! I should probably try to get up there! Too bad MyNameIsKooky isn't here..."

Meanwhile, at Beth...

Beth runs out of the restaurant!

Beth runs over to Nobody!

Beth says: "Oh my goodness, a monster! I had no idea!"

Nobody says: "Beth! Quick, get me some way onto its head!"

Beth says: "No."

Nobody says: "Uh...?"

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