I was bored, so now I guess I'm making an episodic fanfiction. Or something.
Episode 1: The Takeoff
"Aha." Peegue said, eyeing the shiny control panel of the space rocket he was in. Suddenly, the rocket began takeoff.
"OH NO!!! THE ROCKET IS TAKING OFF! THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING, IT'S ACTAULLY BAD!" Stinky yelled from another room of the rocket. Peegue knew how Stinky was feeling. If the rocket took off, they would all be stranded in outer space.
Loof poked his head out of the Launch Room. "By the way, is it bad to put your sandwich on the launch button? Because that's what I did." He then promptly began being strangled by Qookie. That wasn't very nice of Qookie!
"You duncehead!" yelled Qookie as she continued to strangle Loof. Then she stopped. Loof was beginning to pass out! That wouldn't be good for science, or for not getting arrested if they managed to escape the rocket.
"Sorry, Qookie!" Loof apoligised. "I had no idea that sandwiches could hold down buttons! But now I know!"
"AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!" Stinky hollered. "WITH THE OTHER HALF BEING THIS CONVENIENT ESCAPE HATCH!" Everyone ran over to see Stinky's shiny new escape hatch. Peegue liked it so much, he tried to open it. However, he failed. It turns out that escape hatches are hard to open, especially when they're bolted shut.
"Alright, who bolted shut the escape hatch?" asked Qookie.
"Me!" explained Stinky. "Like I told you guys, it was convenient, and half the battle. The other half, like I also said, was knowing. Such as knowing that convenient things need bolts in them! I'm so glad I knew that!"
This time, Qookie strangled Stinky instead of Loof, allowing Loof to sit back, relax, and eat his sandwich. However, Loof didn't do that even though he was allowed to. Instead, Loof pulled Qookie off of Stinky. Meanwhile, the rocket was rising higher and higher into the sky. Thinking quickly, Loof completed a math quiz shortly after starting it. However, they were still trapped in a rocket.
Moral of the story: Math is useless.
Stinky and Loof Don't Shoot Zombies
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Stinky and Loof Don't Shoot Zombies
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Re: Stinky and Loof Don't Shoot Zombies
New character?Nobody wrote:This time, Qookie strangled Stiny instead of Loof, allowing Loof to sit back, relax, and eat his sandwich.
Not really around much these years.
You should be a famous author. The beautiful descriptions of the Hero's emotions as they fly into the oblivion of space are some of the most glorious words ever typed. I find it hard to believe such fantastic characters could suffer through so much evil and hardship. I await part 2 with great excitement.
P.S. I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!! HARHARHAR!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
P.S. I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!! HARHARHAR!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
You should be a famous author. The beautiful descriptions of the Hero's emotions as they fly into the oblivion of space are some of the most glorious words ever typed. I find it hard to believe such fantastic characters could suffer through so much evil and hardship. I await part 2 with great excitement.
P.S. I WASN'T BEING SARCASTIC!! HARHARHAR!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
P.S. I WASN'T BEING SARCASTIC!! HARHARHAR!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
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He got it from my Wonderland Fanfiction.Wonderman109 wrote:Yes, it's actually pretty accurate. And I wasn't being sarcastic. HARHARHARMUFFINS.MyNameIsKooky wrote:This is probably an accurate guess on what the plot of WA3 is.
Sammy-Bro: Where did you get that quote from Dig from?
The full sentence was:
Cedric-In-The-Afternoon turned into a house, then he flew up a chimney and crashed into the planet of the Z-Bots, which exploded, causing the fourth wall to take on the shape of a bunny. The bunny breathed fire and generally wrecked havoc across the Lazy-Leaf-Forest.
Took me long enough.
Episode 2: The Landing
When we last left our heroes, they were about to be in space. Since we left them for a while, now they ARE in space, and Stinky is now more skilled at ping pong.
"I'm more skilled at ping pong now!" Stinky said.
Loof, on the other hand, still hadn't eaten his sandwich, possibly because he was busy losing to Stinky at ping pong. It was pretty incredible how Loof managed to let the ball hit the ground when there wasn't gravity, but he managed it.
Meanwhile, Peegue was at the shiny control panel he had been eyeing, eyeing it again. It sure looked shiny. Peegue decided to do a very brave thing. Instead of just eyeing the control panel, he was going to operate it.
Later, Stinky beat Loof for the 50th time.
"I beat you for the 50th time!" said a random Chomper stowaway who was playing Tic Tac Toe with his deranged Coily friend. Little did they know that they were about to both get hit by a ping pong paddle after Loof ragequit.
"I beat you for the 50th time!" said Stinky. Loof got angry and ragequit, throwing his ping pong paddle at a random Chomper stowaway who was playing Tic Tac Toe with his deranged Coily friend. Both the Chomper and the Coily got hit by it.
"HEY GUYS! PEEGUE IS OPERATING THE CONTROL PANEL!" It was Qookie. Stinky and Loof stopped what they were doing to investigate. It turned out that Peegue was operating the control panel.
Qookie looked out the window and saw several planets. "Maybe Peegue could land us on one of those planets!"
Stinky looked out and saw an exciting planet. There was a landing pad made entirely out of spikes, surrounded by signs with inviting messages such as 'STINKER RESTUARANT,' 'STINKERS GET EATEN HERE,' and 'DON'T LAND YOUR ROCKET ON THESE SPIKES.'
"THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO LAND!" Stinky proclaimed happily.
"YEAH, IT DOES!" Loof agreed, noticing the sign with 'RESTUARANT' on it.
"No, it doesn't," Qookie argued.
"You're outvoted," Peegue said as he slowly and carefully guided the rocket onto the bed of spikes. It took some effort, but he managed to land the rocket there without crashing it.
"Wait, how do we get out?" wondered Qookie aloud.
"I know," Stinky said, removing the bolts from the escape hatch. "We can leave through the escape hatch!"
"YOU COULD HAVE REMOVED THE BOLTS ALL ALONG AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US?!" Qookie yelled.
"It never seemed interesting or relevant."
"GRAAAAH!!!"
Meanwhile, Loof and Peegue had already left. Noticing they were alone on the rocket, Stinky and Qookie decided to leave as well. After everyone left the rocket, it exploded, knocking off all the hats off of all the Stinkers.
"The rocket exploded!" Qookie complained to Peegue. "Now we're trapped on a hostile planet because of your democracy!"
Peegue said nothing, he was busy wondering how they were going to get back home.
"MY SANDWICH WAS IN THERE!" Loof cried.
"Too bad you didn't take it out," Stinky said. "Now it exploded."
"Not the rocket, silly!" Loof laughed. "My hat!"
Loof then took his sandwich out of his hat.
WILL LOOF EAT HIS SANDWICH?
WILL OUR HEROES SURVIVE THE HOSTILE PLANET?
WILL PEEGUE EVER FIGURE OUT A WAY BACK HOME?
Episode 2: The Landing
When we last left our heroes, they were about to be in space. Since we left them for a while, now they ARE in space, and Stinky is now more skilled at ping pong.
"I'm more skilled at ping pong now!" Stinky said.
Loof, on the other hand, still hadn't eaten his sandwich, possibly because he was busy losing to Stinky at ping pong. It was pretty incredible how Loof managed to let the ball hit the ground when there wasn't gravity, but he managed it.
Meanwhile, Peegue was at the shiny control panel he had been eyeing, eyeing it again. It sure looked shiny. Peegue decided to do a very brave thing. Instead of just eyeing the control panel, he was going to operate it.
Later, Stinky beat Loof for the 50th time.
"I beat you for the 50th time!" said a random Chomper stowaway who was playing Tic Tac Toe with his deranged Coily friend. Little did they know that they were about to both get hit by a ping pong paddle after Loof ragequit.
"I beat you for the 50th time!" said Stinky. Loof got angry and ragequit, throwing his ping pong paddle at a random Chomper stowaway who was playing Tic Tac Toe with his deranged Coily friend. Both the Chomper and the Coily got hit by it.
"HEY GUYS! PEEGUE IS OPERATING THE CONTROL PANEL!" It was Qookie. Stinky and Loof stopped what they were doing to investigate. It turned out that Peegue was operating the control panel.
Qookie looked out the window and saw several planets. "Maybe Peegue could land us on one of those planets!"
Stinky looked out and saw an exciting planet. There was a landing pad made entirely out of spikes, surrounded by signs with inviting messages such as 'STINKER RESTUARANT,' 'STINKERS GET EATEN HERE,' and 'DON'T LAND YOUR ROCKET ON THESE SPIKES.'
"THAT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO LAND!" Stinky proclaimed happily.
"YEAH, IT DOES!" Loof agreed, noticing the sign with 'RESTUARANT' on it.
"No, it doesn't," Qookie argued.
"You're outvoted," Peegue said as he slowly and carefully guided the rocket onto the bed of spikes. It took some effort, but he managed to land the rocket there without crashing it.
"Wait, how do we get out?" wondered Qookie aloud.
"I know," Stinky said, removing the bolts from the escape hatch. "We can leave through the escape hatch!"
"YOU COULD HAVE REMOVED THE BOLTS ALL ALONG AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US?!" Qookie yelled.
"It never seemed interesting or relevant."
"GRAAAAH!!!"
Meanwhile, Loof and Peegue had already left. Noticing they were alone on the rocket, Stinky and Qookie decided to leave as well. After everyone left the rocket, it exploded, knocking off all the hats off of all the Stinkers.
"The rocket exploded!" Qookie complained to Peegue. "Now we're trapped on a hostile planet because of your democracy!"
Peegue said nothing, he was busy wondering how they were going to get back home.
"MY SANDWICH WAS IN THERE!" Loof cried.
"Too bad you didn't take it out," Stinky said. "Now it exploded."
"Not the rocket, silly!" Loof laughed. "My hat!"
Loof then took his sandwich out of his hat.
WILL LOOF EAT HIS SANDWICH?
WILL OUR HEROES SURVIVE THE HOSTILE PLANET?
WILL PEEGUE EVER FIGURE OUT A WAY BACK HOME?
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Episode 3: Stinker Restuarant
Sylvester sighed. Dozens of hungry customers would have to stay hungry.
"I'm sorry fellas, but this is a Stinker Restuarant, and since Stinkers aren't real, you can't eat here."
"Greetings," Peegue said, greeting everyone.
"This is a restuarant, right?" Loof asked. "What's on the menu?"
"You," said Sylvester in surprise.
"Great." Loof said. "I'll take ten."
"What about your sandwich?" asked Stinky.
"Oh yeah." Loof said. "I guess I'll take none then."
Meanwhile, Sylvester had gotten a butchering knife out and eaten it, due to not being fully aware of his actions due to being in shock due to finding out Stinkers were real due to some of them showing up in his restuarant due to being stupid. However, the Stinkers didn't notice due to being stupid due to being born that way due to this being non-canon due to this being written by me due to this being a fanfiction.
However, one of the generic hungry customers did notice, and asked him, "Why did you eat that butchering knife?"
"What?" responded Sylvester, puzzled.
The Stinkers sat down at a table, and Loof put his sandwich on a plate.
"That sandwich looks tasty," commented Stinky.
"IT WOULD LOOK TASTIER WITH YOU INSIDE OF IT!" yelled some customer.
"No, it wouldn't," Stinky lied, even though he actually thought it would.
"You guys do realise that every dish on this menu contains 'Stinker' in its name, right?" asked Qookie.
"No," Stinky said, being truthful this time.
"Ah," replied Unsurprised Qookie.
Meanwhile, the real Qookie wasn't surprised either. She decided to take matters into her own hands, and began digging an escape tunnel with a fork.
"Hey, that looks fun!" Stinky said, joining in. Loof thought it looked fun too, and joined in as well. Peegue, thinking forks were inefficient, pitched in with a shovel.
Sylvester, still in shock, stole Peegue's shovel and started hitting himself on the head with it. Peegue thought that was dangerous, but didn't really care. Once Sylvester was unconcious, Peegue reclaimed his shovel and used it to dig some more.
Very soon, the Stinkers had an escape tunnel leading all the way into the fiery core of the planet. That's when Stinky remembered something.
"Stinkers aren't fireproof."
DUN DUN DUN!
Next episode soon, since I already wrote it.
Sylvester sighed. Dozens of hungry customers would have to stay hungry.
"I'm sorry fellas, but this is a Stinker Restuarant, and since Stinkers aren't real, you can't eat here."
"Greetings," Peegue said, greeting everyone.
"This is a restuarant, right?" Loof asked. "What's on the menu?"
"You," said Sylvester in surprise.
"Great." Loof said. "I'll take ten."
"What about your sandwich?" asked Stinky.
"Oh yeah." Loof said. "I guess I'll take none then."
Meanwhile, Sylvester had gotten a butchering knife out and eaten it, due to not being fully aware of his actions due to being in shock due to finding out Stinkers were real due to some of them showing up in his restuarant due to being stupid. However, the Stinkers didn't notice due to being stupid due to being born that way due to this being non-canon due to this being written by me due to this being a fanfiction.
However, one of the generic hungry customers did notice, and asked him, "Why did you eat that butchering knife?"
"What?" responded Sylvester, puzzled.
The Stinkers sat down at a table, and Loof put his sandwich on a plate.
"That sandwich looks tasty," commented Stinky.
"IT WOULD LOOK TASTIER WITH YOU INSIDE OF IT!" yelled some customer.
"No, it wouldn't," Stinky lied, even though he actually thought it would.
"You guys do realise that every dish on this menu contains 'Stinker' in its name, right?" asked Qookie.
"No," Stinky said, being truthful this time.
"Ah," replied Unsurprised Qookie.
Meanwhile, the real Qookie wasn't surprised either. She decided to take matters into her own hands, and began digging an escape tunnel with a fork.
"Hey, that looks fun!" Stinky said, joining in. Loof thought it looked fun too, and joined in as well. Peegue, thinking forks were inefficient, pitched in with a shovel.
Sylvester, still in shock, stole Peegue's shovel and started hitting himself on the head with it. Peegue thought that was dangerous, but didn't really care. Once Sylvester was unconcious, Peegue reclaimed his shovel and used it to dig some more.
Very soon, the Stinkers had an escape tunnel leading all the way into the fiery core of the planet. That's when Stinky remembered something.
"Stinkers aren't fireproof."
DUN DUN DUN!
Next episode soon, since I already wrote it.
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SO YOU SAY YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT SPECIES' SYLVESTER AND THE CUSTOMERS ARE?
...OH, YOU DIDN'T? TOO BAD THIS WAS ALREADY WRITTEN THEN!
Episode 4: Underground Events
"Stinkers aren't fireproof," Stinky repeated, because it made as good of an opener as it did a cliffhanger.
"Well, it's not my fault you redirected the escape tunnel I was building into a fire," Qookie said. "I was building it in a safe direction when you lemonmen pitched in."
"YOU'RE A LEMONMAN TOO!" Loof said angrily, shaking his fist at her.
"I'm confused," said Stinky as he poured water into the core of the planet to try and make it less fiery.
Meanwhile, Sylvester went out of shock and remembered that the Stinkers were his only chance at feeding his hungry customers. Quickly, he searched the area for them. However, all he found was a random tunnel through the world. He quickly went into it, hoping to catch the Stinkers.
"So you're saying that since Stinkers taste horrid and lemony but really they are men, although both of those are bad?" inquired Stinky, who had been receiving an explanation on the basics of insults from Loof while Sylvester was doing all this. Before Loof could respond, Sylvester crashed straight into the planet's core.
"What? The core of this planet? It's a good thing I'm fireproof."
"YOU'RE FIREPROOF!?" Stinky exclaimed jealously. "LUCKY!" Then Stinky proceeded to pour more water into the core.
"It's a bad thing I'm not waterproof, though!" said Sylvester distressedly as water got on him. And then Sylvester was a duck. Well, actually, Sylvester was always a duck, but he wasn't a soggy duck before. And since space's ducks are different, they poof out of existence when soggy. Which is why Sylvester poofed out of existence.
"Why did he just poof out of existence?" asked Stinky, who didn't know how to read, but did know about this fanfiction.
"I don't know, Stinky!" said Qookie, who did know how to read, but didn't know about this fanfiction.
Meanwhile, the customers of the Stinker restuarant were sick of waiting for Sylvester, and promptly started after him. Eventually, they came up to the Stinkers.
"OH NO, CHOMPERS!!!" said Loof.
"Those Chompers were the restuarant patrons, you know," said Qookie.
"Actually I didn't," said Loof, who was unobservant.
"I did," said Stinky, who was also unobservant, but not so unobservant to not notice if someone was a Chomper. Especially someone he was having a conversation with. And he did have a brief conversation with one of the Chompers back in Episode 3.
"Stop discussing us and jump into that fire in the core of the planet, would you?" asked a hungry Chomper.
"No," Stinky said gravely, "because Stinkers aren't fireproof."
"Who cares?" asked the hungry Chomper.
"I care!" said Stinky.
"Well, at least come get eaten."
"No, because eaten is lame."
"Too bad. I'm going to come over to you if you don't come over to me."
"Hey, I know you! You're that Chomper who said that being inside of a sandwich would make it look tastier!"
"Shut up and get eaten."
"I ALREADY TOLD YOU I WASN'T GOING TO, PUNK! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"But..."
"NO BUTS!"
Suddenly, the hungry Chomper realised that while he was distracted, all the Stinkers except the one he was talking to left through an alternate route they made in the tunnel. Then, Stinky realised that while he was distracted, all the Chompers except the one he was talking to left through an alternate route they made in the tunnel.
"Hey, did you know that all the other Chompers abandoned you?" Stinky said.
"Why would they do that?" wondered the hungry Chomper.
Stinky then decided the conversation was getting awkward, and promptly ended it in the most non-awkward way he knew how.
"Well, bye!"
As you can see, Stinky didn't know how to end conversations non-awkwardly.
Loof, Qookie, and Peegue, on the other hand, were in a rocket rental shop they had accidentally dug into.
"I suggest awaiting Stinky," said Peegue, who noticed that Stinky had the most major of a role in this episode. Peegue knew that if Stinky got left behind, he would stop being in the story and thus stop being in the spotlight. And Peegue certainly didn't want to have to take over being in the spotlight!
"Why?" asked Qookie coldheartedly. "He's not helpful."
Then Stinky showed up. This was very good for Peegue, but pretty neutral for Qookie. It was neutral for Loof, too.
"Hello gang," said Stinky. So with that, the gang rented a new rocket. In their rental rocket, they flew up into the black horizon, never to be seen again by the Rocket Rental Guy. Probably they forgot the rocket was just a rental. The Rocket Rental Guy felt scammed, but as he approached old age, he finally got over it. After all, he had had plenty of success in his lifetime. Like that time a hungry Chomper took out a rocket for rental, and then proceeded to never bring THAT rocket back either! Wait, that's bad too.
TO BE CONTINUED
...OH, YOU DIDN'T? TOO BAD THIS WAS ALREADY WRITTEN THEN!
Episode 4: Underground Events
"Stinkers aren't fireproof," Stinky repeated, because it made as good of an opener as it did a cliffhanger.
"Well, it's not my fault you redirected the escape tunnel I was building into a fire," Qookie said. "I was building it in a safe direction when you lemonmen pitched in."
"YOU'RE A LEMONMAN TOO!" Loof said angrily, shaking his fist at her.
"I'm confused," said Stinky as he poured water into the core of the planet to try and make it less fiery.
Meanwhile, Sylvester went out of shock and remembered that the Stinkers were his only chance at feeding his hungry customers. Quickly, he searched the area for them. However, all he found was a random tunnel through the world. He quickly went into it, hoping to catch the Stinkers.
"So you're saying that since Stinkers taste horrid and lemony but really they are men, although both of those are bad?" inquired Stinky, who had been receiving an explanation on the basics of insults from Loof while Sylvester was doing all this. Before Loof could respond, Sylvester crashed straight into the planet's core.
"What? The core of this planet? It's a good thing I'm fireproof."
"YOU'RE FIREPROOF!?" Stinky exclaimed jealously. "LUCKY!" Then Stinky proceeded to pour more water into the core.
"It's a bad thing I'm not waterproof, though!" said Sylvester distressedly as water got on him. And then Sylvester was a duck. Well, actually, Sylvester was always a duck, but he wasn't a soggy duck before. And since space's ducks are different, they poof out of existence when soggy. Which is why Sylvester poofed out of existence.
"Why did he just poof out of existence?" asked Stinky, who didn't know how to read, but did know about this fanfiction.
"I don't know, Stinky!" said Qookie, who did know how to read, but didn't know about this fanfiction.
Meanwhile, the customers of the Stinker restuarant were sick of waiting for Sylvester, and promptly started after him. Eventually, they came up to the Stinkers.
"OH NO, CHOMPERS!!!" said Loof.
"Those Chompers were the restuarant patrons, you know," said Qookie.
"Actually I didn't," said Loof, who was unobservant.
"I did," said Stinky, who was also unobservant, but not so unobservant to not notice if someone was a Chomper. Especially someone he was having a conversation with. And he did have a brief conversation with one of the Chompers back in Episode 3.
"Stop discussing us and jump into that fire in the core of the planet, would you?" asked a hungry Chomper.
"No," Stinky said gravely, "because Stinkers aren't fireproof."
"Who cares?" asked the hungry Chomper.
"I care!" said Stinky.
"Well, at least come get eaten."
"No, because eaten is lame."
"Too bad. I'm going to come over to you if you don't come over to me."
"Hey, I know you! You're that Chomper who said that being inside of a sandwich would make it look tastier!"
"Shut up and get eaten."
"I ALREADY TOLD YOU I WASN'T GOING TO, PUNK! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"But..."
"NO BUTS!"
Suddenly, the hungry Chomper realised that while he was distracted, all the Stinkers except the one he was talking to left through an alternate route they made in the tunnel. Then, Stinky realised that while he was distracted, all the Chompers except the one he was talking to left through an alternate route they made in the tunnel.
"Hey, did you know that all the other Chompers abandoned you?" Stinky said.
"Why would they do that?" wondered the hungry Chomper.
Stinky then decided the conversation was getting awkward, and promptly ended it in the most non-awkward way he knew how.
"Well, bye!"
As you can see, Stinky didn't know how to end conversations non-awkwardly.
Loof, Qookie, and Peegue, on the other hand, were in a rocket rental shop they had accidentally dug into.
"I suggest awaiting Stinky," said Peegue, who noticed that Stinky had the most major of a role in this episode. Peegue knew that if Stinky got left behind, he would stop being in the story and thus stop being in the spotlight. And Peegue certainly didn't want to have to take over being in the spotlight!
"Why?" asked Qookie coldheartedly. "He's not helpful."
Then Stinky showed up. This was very good for Peegue, but pretty neutral for Qookie. It was neutral for Loof, too.
"Hello gang," said Stinky. So with that, the gang rented a new rocket. In their rental rocket, they flew up into the black horizon, never to be seen again by the Rocket Rental Guy. Probably they forgot the rocket was just a rental. The Rocket Rental Guy felt scammed, but as he approached old age, he finally got over it. After all, he had had plenty of success in his lifetime. Like that time a hungry Chomper took out a rocket for rental, and then proceeded to never bring THAT rocket back either! Wait, that's bad too.
TO BE CONTINUED
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I think this may be the longest Episode yet.
Episode 5: Rental Abuse
"GO! GO! GO!" Loof shouted.
"Go slow and steady, like a... carrot... in front of a... uh... a boat," Stinky suggested.
"Just find Wonderland and take us there," Qookie ordered.
Peegue tuned them all out. He was going to drive HIS way, and not let any of his friends influence him. Not this time. He was going to be independent. He was going to be an individual. He was going to follow that other rocket.
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That Hungry Chomper stared out into the emptiness of space. He knew that those Stinkers were out there, somewhere, in a rocket just like his. They had to be. Their tunnel led straight into a rocket rental shop. Unfortunately, he didn't know how much of a lead they had. He would have to hope they weren't too far away.
* * * * *
Stinky, Loof and Qookie sat sharing muffins while Peegue drove. It had turned out that this rocket had muffins in it, giving them something to do besides pester Peegue.
"You know, Loof," Stinky said, "if you never eat your sandwich I could always eat it."
"I'M GOING TO EAT MY SANDWICH!!!" Loof yelled. "One day."
"Well, okay then. But you've had it since before we got onto that first rocket, that exploded, so I'm just saying."
"Listen, just because it takes a few days for a Stinker to get around to eating his sandwich doesn't mean he never will. The only reason I'm not eating it right now is because muffins are better."
"Alright."
Qookie spoke up. "You know, I'm not sure where Peegue is actually taking us. Getting back to Wonderland would be the most logical thing to do, but that doesn't seem to be what he's doing."
"Oh well," said Stinky casually, throwing his muffin papers at Loof.
"HEY!" Loof said, pulling muffin papers off of his face and eating them.
"I don't think it would be good for Peegue to not take us back to Wonderland," Qookie said. "If he doesn't, we could be lost in space forever!"
"You're right!" said Stinky. "I totally forgot about that! We need to get back to Wonderland!"
"I don't see where else Peegue could be going," Loof said.
* * * * *
Peegue began to wonder where the rocket he was following was actually going. It seemed pretty aimless, and he wasn't sure if he still wanted to follow an aimless rocket. He decided to pull up to it and ask the driver where he was going. So, he sped up to gain on the mysterious other rocket.
* * * * *
That Hungry Chomper looked out his side window. Still no sign of the Stinkers. Just then, a rocket pulled up right next to his. The Stinkers! A notification blinked on his screen. That Hungry Chomper quickly read it, to see what it said. It said 'Receiving Transmission!' Quickly, he hit the Accept button.
"Where are you headed to?" asked the Stinker voice.
That Hungry Chomper was overjoyed! Now all he had to do to incapacitate the Stinker Rocket and prepare it for boarding was fire at it. However, he didn't know how to operate the weapons system he assumed was on the rocket. He had to think fast! This could be his only chance! He hit a button labelled 'KABOOM'!
'Self Destruct Activated' said a notification.
"DANG IT!" said That Hungry Chomper, hitting a button that said 'ANTIKABOOM'.
'Antimatter-powered Self Destruct Activated' said another notification.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIGURES!!!" said That Hungry Chomper, hitting a button that said 'NO KABOOM'.
'Self Destruct Deactivated' said the fourth notification.
"Yay," said That Hungry Chomper, who decided that trying to find a weapons system pre-installed was too risky. He would have to make his own.
* * * * *
Peegue shrugged. He decided that the driver was never going to answer. He turned his rocket and stopped following that other rocket, heading off in a new direction.
5 hours later...
Suddenly, that other rocket came right at the Stinkers' rocket out of nowhere, only with a hand-pistol duct taped to it!
"OH NO! IT'S A GUN IN THE WONDERVERSE! AND DUCT TAPE, TOO! THIS IS TERRIBLE!" Stinky cried out in fear.
And then the rocket had a bullet hole in it.
"We're going to lose all our air!" Qookie panicked. "DO SOMETHING, PEEGUE!"
...and that's why Peegue put duct tape over the bullet hole.
* * * * *
"So that's how they wanna play, huh?" asked That Hungry Chomper. "I'll show them who's the best at Duct Tape Warfare. Who needs pistols?"
That Hungry Chomper jettisoned the pistol off into space, and began throwing rolls of pure duct tape at the Stinkers' rocket.
* * * * *
"OH NO! MORE DUCT TAPE!" Stinky said.
The duct tape dented the rocket, causing it to become dented with dents. Suddenly, Stinky thought of what to do.
"I KNOW WHAT TO DO!" Stinky said.
"Oh, do you?" asked Qookie, suspecting he was about to try something stupid.
"Remember when I said that convenient things need bolts in them?" asked Stinky.
"Unfortunately, yes," Qookie answered.
"WELL DUCT TAPE IS CONVENIENT!" Stinky yelled, loading bolts into the rocket's weapons system.
Bolts began flying everywhere, knocking the enemy's duct tape rolls far away. Some bolts even hit his rocket, damaging it!
* * * * *
"So, they decided it's okay to cheat at Duct Tape Warfare now, eh?" That Hungry Chomper said. "WELL I CAN CHEAT BETTER!" Then he remembered that he got rid of his pistol. "Wait... no I can't."
That Hungry Chomper gave up trying to cheat, and just threw more duct tape. However, it all got deflected by bolts.
"Gah..." That Hungry Chomper said. "Those Stinkers win... for now."
Episode 5: Rental Abuse
"GO! GO! GO!" Loof shouted.
"Go slow and steady, like a... carrot... in front of a... uh... a boat," Stinky suggested.
"Just find Wonderland and take us there," Qookie ordered.
Peegue tuned them all out. He was going to drive HIS way, and not let any of his friends influence him. Not this time. He was going to be independent. He was going to be an individual. He was going to follow that other rocket.
* * * * *
That Hungry Chomper stared out into the emptiness of space. He knew that those Stinkers were out there, somewhere, in a rocket just like his. They had to be. Their tunnel led straight into a rocket rental shop. Unfortunately, he didn't know how much of a lead they had. He would have to hope they weren't too far away.
* * * * *
Stinky, Loof and Qookie sat sharing muffins while Peegue drove. It had turned out that this rocket had muffins in it, giving them something to do besides pester Peegue.
"You know, Loof," Stinky said, "if you never eat your sandwich I could always eat it."
"I'M GOING TO EAT MY SANDWICH!!!" Loof yelled. "One day."
"Well, okay then. But you've had it since before we got onto that first rocket, that exploded, so I'm just saying."
"Listen, just because it takes a few days for a Stinker to get around to eating his sandwich doesn't mean he never will. The only reason I'm not eating it right now is because muffins are better."
"Alright."
Qookie spoke up. "You know, I'm not sure where Peegue is actually taking us. Getting back to Wonderland would be the most logical thing to do, but that doesn't seem to be what he's doing."
"Oh well," said Stinky casually, throwing his muffin papers at Loof.
"HEY!" Loof said, pulling muffin papers off of his face and eating them.
"I don't think it would be good for Peegue to not take us back to Wonderland," Qookie said. "If he doesn't, we could be lost in space forever!"
"You're right!" said Stinky. "I totally forgot about that! We need to get back to Wonderland!"
"I don't see where else Peegue could be going," Loof said.
* * * * *
Peegue began to wonder where the rocket he was following was actually going. It seemed pretty aimless, and he wasn't sure if he still wanted to follow an aimless rocket. He decided to pull up to it and ask the driver where he was going. So, he sped up to gain on the mysterious other rocket.
* * * * *
That Hungry Chomper looked out his side window. Still no sign of the Stinkers. Just then, a rocket pulled up right next to his. The Stinkers! A notification blinked on his screen. That Hungry Chomper quickly read it, to see what it said. It said 'Receiving Transmission!' Quickly, he hit the Accept button.
"Where are you headed to?" asked the Stinker voice.
That Hungry Chomper was overjoyed! Now all he had to do to incapacitate the Stinker Rocket and prepare it for boarding was fire at it. However, he didn't know how to operate the weapons system he assumed was on the rocket. He had to think fast! This could be his only chance! He hit a button labelled 'KABOOM'!
'Self Destruct Activated' said a notification.
"DANG IT!" said That Hungry Chomper, hitting a button that said 'ANTIKABOOM'.
'Antimatter-powered Self Destruct Activated' said another notification.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIGURES!!!" said That Hungry Chomper, hitting a button that said 'NO KABOOM'.
'Self Destruct Deactivated' said the fourth notification.
"Yay," said That Hungry Chomper, who decided that trying to find a weapons system pre-installed was too risky. He would have to make his own.
* * * * *
Peegue shrugged. He decided that the driver was never going to answer. He turned his rocket and stopped following that other rocket, heading off in a new direction.
5 hours later...
Suddenly, that other rocket came right at the Stinkers' rocket out of nowhere, only with a hand-pistol duct taped to it!
"OH NO! IT'S A GUN IN THE WONDERVERSE! AND DUCT TAPE, TOO! THIS IS TERRIBLE!" Stinky cried out in fear.
And then the rocket had a bullet hole in it.
"We're going to lose all our air!" Qookie panicked. "DO SOMETHING, PEEGUE!"
...and that's why Peegue put duct tape over the bullet hole.
* * * * *
"So that's how they wanna play, huh?" asked That Hungry Chomper. "I'll show them who's the best at Duct Tape Warfare. Who needs pistols?"
That Hungry Chomper jettisoned the pistol off into space, and began throwing rolls of pure duct tape at the Stinkers' rocket.
* * * * *
"OH NO! MORE DUCT TAPE!" Stinky said.
The duct tape dented the rocket, causing it to become dented with dents. Suddenly, Stinky thought of what to do.
"I KNOW WHAT TO DO!" Stinky said.
"Oh, do you?" asked Qookie, suspecting he was about to try something stupid.
"Remember when I said that convenient things need bolts in them?" asked Stinky.
"Unfortunately, yes," Qookie answered.
"WELL DUCT TAPE IS CONVENIENT!" Stinky yelled, loading bolts into the rocket's weapons system.
Bolts began flying everywhere, knocking the enemy's duct tape rolls far away. Some bolts even hit his rocket, damaging it!
* * * * *
"So, they decided it's okay to cheat at Duct Tape Warfare now, eh?" That Hungry Chomper said. "WELL I CAN CHEAT BETTER!" Then he remembered that he got rid of his pistol. "Wait... no I can't."
That Hungry Chomper gave up trying to cheat, and just threw more duct tape. However, it all got deflected by bolts.
"Gah..." That Hungry Chomper said. "Those Stinkers win... for now."
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Episode 6: Angst is Stupid
"Are you sure this is the weapons system?" asked That Hungry Chomper.
"For the last time," the Engineer said, "NO!"
"Well, I don't want to almost kill myself again. MAKE SURE THIS IS WEAPONRY AND NOT A BOMB!"
"Bombs are weaponry," said the Engineer. "I actually once had a friend who-"
"I DON'T CARE!" interupted That Hungry Chomper, who didn't care about some Engineer's associates.
* * * * *
"Once we get back there, all we need to do is DIRECTLY backtrack and we'll be home!" Qookie wrapped up her explanation of her brilliant plan.
"That's a brilliant plan," Peegue noted.
"I liked the part with green beans!" said Loof approvingly.
"None of the parts had green beans," Qookie said.
"Well, put them in the plan somewhere," said Loof.
"Fine," grumbled Qookie. "When we stop for fuel, we can get green beans, too."
Peegue thought that was demanding of Qookie. First she comes with a brilliant plan she wants him to implement, then she wants him to get some green beans? But he didn't want to let her down, so he made a mental note to do just that.
Meanwhile, Stinky had been locked in a private room of the rocket working on something for two whole hours. No one knew what Stinky was working on, including Stinky. Everyone was anxious to see what he was doing. Finally, Stinky opened the door of the room and emerged, holding a strange blue object.
"What... is it?" asked Loof.
"WHO REALLY KNOWS?" responded Stinky. "UNLESS WE OPEN IT!"
"Good idea," said Loof, prying the blue object open. The entire rocket was filled with breathable air. Which is a good thing, because when Loof saw that the blue object was empty, he inhaled. If the rocket had been filled with something else, Loof might not have survived inhaling!
"I guess... it's empty," Stinky said disappointedly.
"Cheer up, Stinky!" Loof said. "We can't all make non-empty things!"
"BUT AT LEAST OTHER PEOPLE CAN BE USEFUL!" Stinky shouted. "PEEGUE CAN DRIVE, QOOKIE IS SMART AND SHE CAME UP WITH A GREAT PLAN, AND YOU PRESSED THE LAUNCH BUTTON FOR US!"
"Hey!" Loof said. "It's not like I'm proud of pressing the launch button! It's what got us into this situation! Why did you have to bring that up, jerk?!"
Stinky and Loof both stormed into private rooms and locked the doors.
"Good," said Qookie. "Now we can be competent for a while."
Peegue would have agreed, but he was busy steering the planet towards an interesting-looking sun.
* * * * *
"YES! I AM THOUSANDS OF PERCENTS SURE!" lied the Engineer. "NOW LEAVE ME!"
"Okay," said That Hungry Chomper.
That Hungry Chomper then left the planet he was stopped at, and checked on his newly-installed Techy Stuff where the Stinkers were. After a while of searching, it turned out they were headed straight towards a sun! That Hungry Chomper didn't mind damaged food, but he didn't want it burnt! He would have to save the Stinkers from the sun if he wanted them to taste any good!
* * * * *
"ARGH! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!" Qookie cried. "STINKY! LOOF! SOMEONE! COME OUT AND SAVE US!"
As if on cue, Loof unlocked the door and left his room.
"I forgot to bring my sandwich with me," he explained.
"Don't bother with your sandwich right now!" Qookie said franticly. "Think of a way for us to not die in that sun!"
"No, Qookie." Loof said. "Stinky thinks he's the useless one, but it's me. Stinky has been trying to help us this whole time, and he even saved us from the duct tape, but I've just been sitting here doing nothing but causing us pain. Today is the day that that ends. I refuse to do anything else until we get back home!"
"THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA!" yelled Qookie.
But Loof left without listening. All he needed was to retrieve his sandwich and he could lock himself up without hurting anyone. He knew the more useful people would find a way to save themselves. They didn't need him. No one needed him.
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...this episode was dumb, better one tomorrow probably.)
"Are you sure this is the weapons system?" asked That Hungry Chomper.
"For the last time," the Engineer said, "NO!"
"Well, I don't want to almost kill myself again. MAKE SURE THIS IS WEAPONRY AND NOT A BOMB!"
"Bombs are weaponry," said the Engineer. "I actually once had a friend who-"
"I DON'T CARE!" interupted That Hungry Chomper, who didn't care about some Engineer's associates.
* * * * *
"Once we get back there, all we need to do is DIRECTLY backtrack and we'll be home!" Qookie wrapped up her explanation of her brilliant plan.
"That's a brilliant plan," Peegue noted.
"I liked the part with green beans!" said Loof approvingly.
"None of the parts had green beans," Qookie said.
"Well, put them in the plan somewhere," said Loof.
"Fine," grumbled Qookie. "When we stop for fuel, we can get green beans, too."
Peegue thought that was demanding of Qookie. First she comes with a brilliant plan she wants him to implement, then she wants him to get some green beans? But he didn't want to let her down, so he made a mental note to do just that.
Meanwhile, Stinky had been locked in a private room of the rocket working on something for two whole hours. No one knew what Stinky was working on, including Stinky. Everyone was anxious to see what he was doing. Finally, Stinky opened the door of the room and emerged, holding a strange blue object.
"What... is it?" asked Loof.
"WHO REALLY KNOWS?" responded Stinky. "UNLESS WE OPEN IT!"
"Good idea," said Loof, prying the blue object open. The entire rocket was filled with breathable air. Which is a good thing, because when Loof saw that the blue object was empty, he inhaled. If the rocket had been filled with something else, Loof might not have survived inhaling!
"I guess... it's empty," Stinky said disappointedly.
"Cheer up, Stinky!" Loof said. "We can't all make non-empty things!"
"BUT AT LEAST OTHER PEOPLE CAN BE USEFUL!" Stinky shouted. "PEEGUE CAN DRIVE, QOOKIE IS SMART AND SHE CAME UP WITH A GREAT PLAN, AND YOU PRESSED THE LAUNCH BUTTON FOR US!"
"Hey!" Loof said. "It's not like I'm proud of pressing the launch button! It's what got us into this situation! Why did you have to bring that up, jerk?!"
Stinky and Loof both stormed into private rooms and locked the doors.
"Good," said Qookie. "Now we can be competent for a while."
Peegue would have agreed, but he was busy steering the planet towards an interesting-looking sun.
* * * * *
"YES! I AM THOUSANDS OF PERCENTS SURE!" lied the Engineer. "NOW LEAVE ME!"
"Okay," said That Hungry Chomper.
That Hungry Chomper then left the planet he was stopped at, and checked on his newly-installed Techy Stuff where the Stinkers were. After a while of searching, it turned out they were headed straight towards a sun! That Hungry Chomper didn't mind damaged food, but he didn't want it burnt! He would have to save the Stinkers from the sun if he wanted them to taste any good!
* * * * *
"ARGH! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!" Qookie cried. "STINKY! LOOF! SOMEONE! COME OUT AND SAVE US!"
As if on cue, Loof unlocked the door and left his room.
"I forgot to bring my sandwich with me," he explained.
"Don't bother with your sandwich right now!" Qookie said franticly. "Think of a way for us to not die in that sun!"
"No, Qookie." Loof said. "Stinky thinks he's the useless one, but it's me. Stinky has been trying to help us this whole time, and he even saved us from the duct tape, but I've just been sitting here doing nothing but causing us pain. Today is the day that that ends. I refuse to do anything else until we get back home!"
"THAT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA!" yelled Qookie.
But Loof left without listening. All he needed was to retrieve his sandwich and he could lock himself up without hurting anyone. He knew the more useful people would find a way to save themselves. They didn't need him. No one needed him.
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Huh. I hope they survive the sun. And yes, Stinky was useful. What I wonder is, when will we get to the part where they actually shoot zombies? Will that be the last part?
Also, why were they in that first rocket in the first place, firstly?
Secondly, who made Loof's sandwich and what's in it?
Also, why were they in that first rocket in the first place, firstly?
Secondly, who made Loof's sandwich and what's in it?
Not really around much these years.
The name of the fanfiction is Stinky and Loof Don't Shoot Zombies. Why would the content be different from the title?Wonderman109 wrote:Huh. I hope they survive the sun. And yes, Stinky was useful. What I wonder is, when will we get to the part where they actually shoot zombies? Will that be the last part?
I've been planning to make a prequel Episode, but I haven't found a place for it in the plot yet.Wonderman109 wrote:Also, why were they in that first rocket in the first place, firstly?
Secondly, who made Loof's sandwich and what's in it?
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Episode 7: The Return of Good Cheer
Stinky shouted at Qookie out of his room. "MY PAIN IS PAIN LIKE PAIN NEVER FELT! I HAVE CRIED A MILLION TEARS UNNOTICED! THOSE WHO LONG FOR HELP ALWAYS GET THE LEAST OF IT! MY HEART IS LIKE A POPSICLE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP! THE TOP PART IS GOING TO FALL OFF!"
"That's a great song," Qookie said, annoyed that she was going to burn in a sun because her companions were too depressed to help, "but don't you think you should come get us away from this sun now?
"IT'S NOT A SONG, IT'S A POEM!" Stinky corrected her. "AND NO, I DON'T THINK I COULD HELP AGAINST A SUN! ESPECIALLY IN THIS WOOBIEFORGOTTEN STATE!"
Qookie groaned. It looked like she would have to find a way to cheer Stinky and Loof up.
"Hey, guys, you know I love you!" Qookie said, already regretting it.
"WOW, THAT'S TERRIBLE!" said Stinky.
"WAIT, WHAT?" Qookie asked.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Stinky answered. "DID I SPEAK?"
"YEAH, YOU DID!" said Loof. "UNLIKE ME, YOU ACTUALLY ADVANCE THE STORY BY SPEAKING! I'M SO USELESS, THIS IS MY FIRST LINE SINCE A WHILE AGO!"
"Neither of you are useless!" Qookie said, hoping they wouldn't catch her insincerity. "You're like the guys who sit around all day doing nothing, and then... um... you do things! Yeah, that's right!"
"WOW, REALLY?" said Stinky. "I GUESS YOU DO LOVE ME!"
"Er..." said Qookie.
Stinky came out of his room with a smile, and quickly began telling Qookie his plan. "Listen, there's only one way to do this. First, you have to have a large wooden object, like a chopping board or a tree."
"We have neither handy right now." said Qookie.
"I can't help you." Stinky sighed.
Suddenly, that other rocket zoomed up to the Stinkers' rocket.
"THE ENEMY!" said Stinky. "THIS IS SOMETHING I CAN HELP WITH!"
Stinky then began to reinforce the rocket's hull using sheets of cardboard.
* * * * *
That Hungry Chomper activated his fancy new tractor beam and began to pull the Stinkers away from the sun. Once they were out of the sun and into somewhere shadier, then he would truly have them in his grasp. With his tractor beam, they could never get away!
* * * * *
Peegue was disappointed that the rocket was getting pulled away from the interesting sun. He knew he would probably never see it again. However, he was quickly distracted by an Incoming Transmission. Peegue quickly accepted it to see what the punk taking him away from the sun had to say.
"YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN AWAY BEFORE, BUT NOW I HAVE AN UPGRADED ROCKET!" said the punk. "YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THIS TIME! I WILL EAT YOU!"
"Hey!" said Stinky. "I know him! He's the Chomper who said that a sandwich would look better if I were inside it, and then later wanted me to get eaten!"
"Loof!" Qookie said. "WE NEED YOU TO COME UP WITH A WAY TO GET HIM TO TURN OFF HIS TRACTOR BEAM!"
Stinky corrected her. "Actually, we could just-"
"Shush, Stinky." Qookie said. "We need Loof to cheer up too at some point anyway, we might as well try it now."
"I'M COMING!" said Loof, quickly running out of his room and turning to Peegue. "Send a transmission to the other rocket. I'll do the talking."
* * * * *
That Hungry Chomper hit the Accept button. Suddenly, he heard a strange noise blasting out of the rocket's speakers.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! SCREEECH! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! SCREEEEEEEEEEECH! SCREEEEEEECH! SCREEEECH!
That Hungry Chomper was confused. Were his speakers broken? No, they couldn't have been. That Engineer wouldn't have missed his speakers. So what else could it be?
* * * * *
"YOU MAY THINK YOU ARE A SUCCESS NOW, BUT WAIT UNTIL LATER TO BE SURE! MAYBE BEFORE YOU USE YOUR TRACTOR TO HOLD US STILL, YOU SHOULD GET AN OIL CHANGE! MAYBE ASK YOUR UNCLE IF HE'S GOING TO BE FEELING ALRIGHT THIS MONTH! YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS A DEATH IN THE FAMILY!" Loof yelled into the rocket's microphone from an inch away. He hoped that he was loud enough at the other end. He wouldn't want the enemy to not hear him!
* * * * *
That Hungry Chomper didn't know of any Stinkers who could make such a horrible noise. He decided he must have rescued the wrong rocket. He realized that the Rocket Rental Guy probably had lots of customers. Reluctantly, he turned off the beam and left.
* * * * *
"YOU DID IT, LOOF!" Qookie exclaimed, giving Loof a high-five. "Somehow..."
"Now," said Loof. "How about we get started on your plan!"
"Let's get to it!" said Peegue.
Stinky shouted at Qookie out of his room. "MY PAIN IS PAIN LIKE PAIN NEVER FELT! I HAVE CRIED A MILLION TEARS UNNOTICED! THOSE WHO LONG FOR HELP ALWAYS GET THE LEAST OF IT! MY HEART IS LIKE A POPSICLE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP! THE TOP PART IS GOING TO FALL OFF!"
"That's a great song," Qookie said, annoyed that she was going to burn in a sun because her companions were too depressed to help, "but don't you think you should come get us away from this sun now?
"IT'S NOT A SONG, IT'S A POEM!" Stinky corrected her. "AND NO, I DON'T THINK I COULD HELP AGAINST A SUN! ESPECIALLY IN THIS WOOBIEFORGOTTEN STATE!"
Qookie groaned. It looked like she would have to find a way to cheer Stinky and Loof up.
"Hey, guys, you know I love you!" Qookie said, already regretting it.
"WOW, THAT'S TERRIBLE!" said Stinky.
"WAIT, WHAT?" Qookie asked.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Stinky answered. "DID I SPEAK?"
"YEAH, YOU DID!" said Loof. "UNLIKE ME, YOU ACTUALLY ADVANCE THE STORY BY SPEAKING! I'M SO USELESS, THIS IS MY FIRST LINE SINCE A WHILE AGO!"
"Neither of you are useless!" Qookie said, hoping they wouldn't catch her insincerity. "You're like the guys who sit around all day doing nothing, and then... um... you do things! Yeah, that's right!"
"WOW, REALLY?" said Stinky. "I GUESS YOU DO LOVE ME!"
"Er..." said Qookie.
Stinky came out of his room with a smile, and quickly began telling Qookie his plan. "Listen, there's only one way to do this. First, you have to have a large wooden object, like a chopping board or a tree."
"We have neither handy right now." said Qookie.
"I can't help you." Stinky sighed.
Suddenly, that other rocket zoomed up to the Stinkers' rocket.
"THE ENEMY!" said Stinky. "THIS IS SOMETHING I CAN HELP WITH!"
Stinky then began to reinforce the rocket's hull using sheets of cardboard.
* * * * *
That Hungry Chomper activated his fancy new tractor beam and began to pull the Stinkers away from the sun. Once they were out of the sun and into somewhere shadier, then he would truly have them in his grasp. With his tractor beam, they could never get away!
* * * * *
Peegue was disappointed that the rocket was getting pulled away from the interesting sun. He knew he would probably never see it again. However, he was quickly distracted by an Incoming Transmission. Peegue quickly accepted it to see what the punk taking him away from the sun had to say.
"YOU MAY HAVE GOTTEN AWAY BEFORE, BUT NOW I HAVE AN UPGRADED ROCKET!" said the punk. "YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THIS TIME! I WILL EAT YOU!"
"Hey!" said Stinky. "I know him! He's the Chomper who said that a sandwich would look better if I were inside it, and then later wanted me to get eaten!"
"Loof!" Qookie said. "WE NEED YOU TO COME UP WITH A WAY TO GET HIM TO TURN OFF HIS TRACTOR BEAM!"
Stinky corrected her. "Actually, we could just-"
"Shush, Stinky." Qookie said. "We need Loof to cheer up too at some point anyway, we might as well try it now."
"I'M COMING!" said Loof, quickly running out of his room and turning to Peegue. "Send a transmission to the other rocket. I'll do the talking."
* * * * *
That Hungry Chomper hit the Accept button. Suddenly, he heard a strange noise blasting out of the rocket's speakers.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! SCREEECH! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH! SCREEEEEEEEEEECH! SCREEEEEEECH! SCREEEECH!
That Hungry Chomper was confused. Were his speakers broken? No, they couldn't have been. That Engineer wouldn't have missed his speakers. So what else could it be?
* * * * *
"YOU MAY THINK YOU ARE A SUCCESS NOW, BUT WAIT UNTIL LATER TO BE SURE! MAYBE BEFORE YOU USE YOUR TRACTOR TO HOLD US STILL, YOU SHOULD GET AN OIL CHANGE! MAYBE ASK YOUR UNCLE IF HE'S GOING TO BE FEELING ALRIGHT THIS MONTH! YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO MISS A DEATH IN THE FAMILY!" Loof yelled into the rocket's microphone from an inch away. He hoped that he was loud enough at the other end. He wouldn't want the enemy to not hear him!
* * * * *
That Hungry Chomper didn't know of any Stinkers who could make such a horrible noise. He decided he must have rescued the wrong rocket. He realized that the Rocket Rental Guy probably had lots of customers. Reluctantly, he turned off the beam and left.
* * * * *
"YOU DID IT, LOOF!" Qookie exclaimed, giving Loof a high-five. "Somehow..."
"Now," said Loof. "How about we get started on your plan!"
"Let's get to it!" said Peegue.
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