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Wow, I haven't made a new episode in 12 days. Good thing I got around to spitting this out:
Episode 8: The Greatest Deck
"So, do you still want green beans too?" Qookie asked Loof. The gang had gotten low on fuel, and initiated Section B of Qookie's plan: getting fuel. Qookie had said back in Episode 6 that Loof could get green beans when that happened, but it had been a while since Episode 7 and she hoped he would have lost interest.
"I used to want green beans?" asked Loof. "I WAS A GENIUS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER! How about you get some?"
Qookie sighed as she walked into the town. She hoped that the residents were more hospitable than those Chompers.
* * * * *
Peegue, who was inexplicably accompanied by Stinky, had looked everywhere on the planet he could think of for rocket fuel and found none. When he was mayor, he had always kept a full stock of rocket fuel in case of emergencies, but apparently the inhabitants of this planet were reckless lunatics who stayed far away from rocket fuel.
"Hey! Look!" Stinky exclaimed. Peegue looked in the direction Stinky was looking, and saw a shiny coin on the ground. Then Peegue looked in the direction Stinky was pointing and saw a structure with a huge sign above it that said 'ROCKET FUEL AND GREEN BEANS, NOT A TRAP'.
"You found rocket fuel!" Peegue said.
"Actually," Stinky said, "I was telling you to look at this shiny coin. Where's the rocket fuel?"
* * * * *
That Hungry Chomper sat and waited for the Stinkers to fall right into his trap. Then he waited some more. Then he waited even more. He spent more time waiting than he ever had before. Then he gave up waiting and left. He had been sure at the time that the Stinkers would show up on this planet and enter his cage that he had disguised as a hat factory, but he wasn't so sure now. He decided to think up another tactic.
* * * * *
Glêrdkórjinmasttuk watched the two Stinkers walk up to his counter and groaned. More morons thinking they could buy rocket fuel or green beans here.
"Hey, look!" said one of them. "He's a Stinker too! This planet has Stinkers on it!"
"Of course I'm a Stinker!" Glêrdkórjinmasttuk said. "What else would I be? Some kind of weird alien?"
"Yes," said the same guy. "Now sell us some rocket fuel."
"If I had five bucks for every time I heard someone say that, I'd be a rich Stinker." said Glêrdkórjinmasttuk. "Now leave, because I'm not selling any."
"You should sell some for five bucks if you think it'll make you rich." that dude said again.
"No," Glêrdkórjinmasttuk said. "I have bigger aspirations in mind for this shop."
Just then, Napper entered.
"Finally! The person I WANT to see!" Glêrdkórjinmasttuk proclaimed. "I mean, uh, foolish person, you walked right into my trap."
"YOU!" Napper yelled. "YOU TRICKED ME! I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A SALESMAN OF ROCKET FUEL AND GREEN BEANS HERE!"
"Well, there's just me," Glêrdkórjinmasttuk said, "and now you'll have to accept my offer."
"Never, Glêrdkórjinmasttuk!" Napper said.
"DANG IT, WHY NOT?!" Glêrdkórjinmasttuk pouted. "I'M OFFERING YOU TWO RARE WHITE DRAGONS!"
"My Yellow Undead Orc Guard is my most valuable asset." Napper argued. "I've taken down giants with this baby!"
"IT'S NOT A BABY!" Glêrdkórjinmasttuk cried. "IT'S A GUARD!"
"So, uh..." said that nameless moron. Glêrdkórjinmasttuk had forgotten he was there.
"Just, uh, go get rocket fuel somewhere else." Glêrdkórjinmasttuk said. "We're closed."
"SURE THING!!!" said the moron, grabbing his silent friend and heading out.
* * * * *
"..and that's why I'm giving you a bucket full of green beans and another bucket full of rocket fuel, as well as directions through space to a restaurant where you can get eaten by Chompers," said the Stinker that Qookie had been talking with for the past 15 minutes.
"Thanks," said Qookie, looking around for any sign of buckets nearby.
Then, the Stinker who Qookie had been talking to gave her three small cards with pictures and writing on them.
"What... are these?" asked Qookie, confused.
"The buckets and directions, silly," responded the Stinker.
"No, these are cards with no apparent worth," Qookie responded.
"How did you know they were worthless?" asked the Stinker. "I mean, uh, they AREN'T worthless! Check out their stats!"
"I don't know what you're talking about," Qookie said. "It's completely obvious these cards are worthless."
The Stinker sighed. "I guess you're right."
"Well, if you don't have stuff I can actually use, I'll be going now," Qookie said.
"Feel free," the Stinker said rejectedly.
Qookie then exited the Stinker's house.
Episode 8: The Greatest Deck
"So, do you still want green beans too?" Qookie asked Loof. The gang had gotten low on fuel, and initiated Section B of Qookie's plan: getting fuel. Qookie had said back in Episode 6 that Loof could get green beans when that happened, but it had been a while since Episode 7 and she hoped he would have lost interest.
"I used to want green beans?" asked Loof. "I WAS A GENIUS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER! How about you get some?"
Qookie sighed as she walked into the town. She hoped that the residents were more hospitable than those Chompers.
* * * * *
Peegue, who was inexplicably accompanied by Stinky, had looked everywhere on the planet he could think of for rocket fuel and found none. When he was mayor, he had always kept a full stock of rocket fuel in case of emergencies, but apparently the inhabitants of this planet were reckless lunatics who stayed far away from rocket fuel.
"Hey! Look!" Stinky exclaimed. Peegue looked in the direction Stinky was looking, and saw a shiny coin on the ground. Then Peegue looked in the direction Stinky was pointing and saw a structure with a huge sign above it that said 'ROCKET FUEL AND GREEN BEANS, NOT A TRAP'.
"You found rocket fuel!" Peegue said.
"Actually," Stinky said, "I was telling you to look at this shiny coin. Where's the rocket fuel?"
* * * * *
That Hungry Chomper sat and waited for the Stinkers to fall right into his trap. Then he waited some more. Then he waited even more. He spent more time waiting than he ever had before. Then he gave up waiting and left. He had been sure at the time that the Stinkers would show up on this planet and enter his cage that he had disguised as a hat factory, but he wasn't so sure now. He decided to think up another tactic.
* * * * *
Glêrdkórjinmasttuk watched the two Stinkers walk up to his counter and groaned. More morons thinking they could buy rocket fuel or green beans here.
"Hey, look!" said one of them. "He's a Stinker too! This planet has Stinkers on it!"
"Of course I'm a Stinker!" Glêrdkórjinmasttuk said. "What else would I be? Some kind of weird alien?"
"Yes," said the same guy. "Now sell us some rocket fuel."
"If I had five bucks for every time I heard someone say that, I'd be a rich Stinker." said Glêrdkórjinmasttuk. "Now leave, because I'm not selling any."
"You should sell some for five bucks if you think it'll make you rich." that dude said again.
"No," Glêrdkórjinmasttuk said. "I have bigger aspirations in mind for this shop."
Just then, Napper entered.
"Finally! The person I WANT to see!" Glêrdkórjinmasttuk proclaimed. "I mean, uh, foolish person, you walked right into my trap."
"YOU!" Napper yelled. "YOU TRICKED ME! I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A SALESMAN OF ROCKET FUEL AND GREEN BEANS HERE!"
"Well, there's just me," Glêrdkórjinmasttuk said, "and now you'll have to accept my offer."
"Never, Glêrdkórjinmasttuk!" Napper said.
"DANG IT, WHY NOT?!" Glêrdkórjinmasttuk pouted. "I'M OFFERING YOU TWO RARE WHITE DRAGONS!"
"My Yellow Undead Orc Guard is my most valuable asset." Napper argued. "I've taken down giants with this baby!"
"IT'S NOT A BABY!" Glêrdkórjinmasttuk cried. "IT'S A GUARD!"
"So, uh..." said that nameless moron. Glêrdkórjinmasttuk had forgotten he was there.
"Just, uh, go get rocket fuel somewhere else." Glêrdkórjinmasttuk said. "We're closed."
"SURE THING!!!" said the moron, grabbing his silent friend and heading out.
* * * * *
"..and that's why I'm giving you a bucket full of green beans and another bucket full of rocket fuel, as well as directions through space to a restaurant where you can get eaten by Chompers," said the Stinker that Qookie had been talking with for the past 15 minutes.
"Thanks," said Qookie, looking around for any sign of buckets nearby.
Then, the Stinker who Qookie had been talking to gave her three small cards with pictures and writing on them.
"What... are these?" asked Qookie, confused.
"The buckets and directions, silly," responded the Stinker.
"No, these are cards with no apparent worth," Qookie responded.
"How did you know they were worthless?" asked the Stinker. "I mean, uh, they AREN'T worthless! Check out their stats!"
"I don't know what you're talking about," Qookie said. "It's completely obvious these cards are worthless."
The Stinker sighed. "I guess you're right."
"Well, if you don't have stuff I can actually use, I'll be going now," Qookie said.
"Feel free," the Stinker said rejectedly.
Qookie then exited the Stinker's house.
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Episode 9: Somewhat Cliche Episode
Loof walked up to a poster. The poster said "RACE TODAY AT 7:00, WINNER GETS GREEN BEANS!"
"You don't have to yell," said Loof.
"YEAH I DO!" yelled Stinky, who had taken a vow of yelling. "I TOOK A VOW OF YELLING!"
"Darn," said Loof. "Hey, how about we enter this race? Find Qookie and Peegue and get them to enter too. That way, we can get green beans so we can finally leave here!" Loof knew the others wanted rocket fuel too, but personally, he preferred green beans. Why extend the time on this planet looking for rocket fuel when they could just leave in their rocket?
"OKAY!" yelled Stinky.
* * * * *
Our brave heroes arrived at the Creepy Keep. Meanwhile, four less-brave heroes were meeting at a race track on a foreign planet.
"Oh good, you're here," said the Announcer. "That means I can go the trading card tournament everyone else is at. One of you guys will have to announcer."
The characters of our story looked at each other in confusion. Then, simultaneously, Stinky, Loof, Qookie, and Pegue yelled.
"NOT IT!"
Stinky blinked. Who was this mysterious fifth member of their crew? Then he figured it wasn't important, and turned to face Peegue.
"That means YOU have to be the announcer," he said to Peegue.
Later, Stinky, Loof, Qookie, and Pegue prepared to go on Peegue's command. They were prepared to do that. However, Peegue wasn't giving any commands. Loof was getting impatient. HE HAD TO BE THE ONE TO WIN THE GREEN BEANS! Abruptly, an angel appeared on Loof's... elbow.
"Do not go until Peegue says so," said the angel.
Then, the devil appeared on Loof's elbow. This scared Loof so much that Loof started running down the racetrack, leaving the angel and devil behind, where they immediately died of two unrelated causes.
Loof looked behind him. Stinky and Qookie were still waiting. Loof feared for the lives of Stinky and Qookie. He saw that the devil had killed the angel, and was now playing dead himself, possibly so he could sneak attack Qookie.
"LOOK OUT, QOOKIE!" Loof yelled.
* * * * *
"So, uh, what happened to Loof?" Qookie asked.
"I HAVE NO IDEA!" Stinky yelled.
"Maybe one of us should try to catch up with him so we can ask him what's wrong."
"NAH! THAT'S TOO MUCH WORK! BESIDES, IT IS MUCH MORE FUN TO LOOK AT THESE RANDOM DEAD DEITIES!"
"Wait, what?"
"I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE I WAS HAVING THE SAME HALLUCINATION AS LOOF BRIEFLY!"
Qookie sighed. She didn't know why she put up with the others sometimes. Sometimes, she wondered if it would have been better to stay in her cottage and live a peaceful life.
* * * * *
Loof saw a fork in the road. However, he wasn't going to stop to pick it up. He wasn't anti-litter enough to be killed. So, he just kept on going. Suddenly, he felt pain in his back. Someone was stabbing him with a fork! Loof realized it must be the devil.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" cried Loof in despair, dropping to his knees as Pegue ran past him with a fork.
* * * * *
Pegue continued until he found himself at an intersection. There was a sign with two arrows indicating that one way was a shortcut, and the other way was a swamp. Being the devious Stinker he was, Pegue turned the sign around. Now Loof would have to go past the sign and turn around to find out which way was which. Pegue would win for sure!
* * * * *
"AUTUMN WINDS!!!" Stinky yelled.
"Stinky!" Qookie complained. "Stop distracting me from my book!"
"I WAS JUST READING THE TITLE OUT LOUD!" explained Stinky.
Qookie gave in and didn't argue. After all, arguing would just keep her away from the fascinating story longer. After several moments, she still hadn't been interrupted by Stinky. Maybe never arguing was all she needed for peace. Maybe if she just went with the flow, she could-
"IN THIS TALE OF EPICNESS, MEET YOUNG FIRMON, A PRINCE FROM FIFTEENTH CENTURY RAINBOW ISLAND!"
* * * * *
Pegue had the finish line in his sight. Soon, the green beans would finally be his! Suddenly, Loof was running in front of Pegue. Pegue stopped.
"Hey," Pegue said, "how did you get in front of me?"
Loof stopped. "Well you see," Loof explained, "the metaphorical representation of my need to be known as legitimately talented came and told me to run to the finish line instead of taking a bus. Then the representation of my deep dark inner greed came and freaked me out, so I took shelter from him on a bus. And my hopes and dreams were like 'no dude no' so I knocked them over I think and then the subconcscious form of that one time I became a bus driver was driving the bus, and then after that-"
"Never mind," interrupted Pegue. "I already crossed the finish line while you were talking anyway."
"OH NO!" said Loof.
"But it's true!" Pegue said with delight. "THE GREEN BEANS ARE NOW MINE!!! Wait, where are they? Where's the announcer?"
"You mean Peegue?" asked Loof. "He's over at the start line. I don't think he officially started the race yet. You can go get him."
* * * * *
"CHAPTER THREE!!!" yelled Stinky. Qookie cried. Then Loof and Pegue walked up.
"Hey, Peegue," said Loof, "you know you were supposed to actually be... ANNOUNCING THINGS... as announcer, right?"
"Oh," said Peegue.
"WELL ANYWAY," yelled Pegue. "I WON! GIMME THE GREEN BEANS!"
"WAIT," yelled Stinky. "I THINK THE PREVIOUS ANNOUNCER BEFORE PEEGUE HAD THE GREEN BEANS! HE TOOK THEM WITH HIM TO THE TRADING CARD TOURNAMENT!"
"My ears..." Qookie moaned. "Hey, wait a minute. Who is that guy anyway? Earlier, it was just me, you, Stinky, and Peegue."
"ASSUMING YOU'RE TALKING TO ME..." Stinky yelled. "I HAVE NO IDEA! HE RANDOMLY SHOWED UP RIGHT BEFORE THE ANNOUNCER LEFT! I WAS CONFUSED ABOUT WHO HE WAS! IT'S LIKE HE'S AN INFILTRATOR OR SOMETHING!"
Pegue knew he had been found out. So Pegue ran away, hoping to get in and out of the trading card tournament before anyone could stop him... from doing what he was going to do.
DUN DUN DUN! TO BE CONTINUED!
Loof walked up to a poster. The poster said "RACE TODAY AT 7:00, WINNER GETS GREEN BEANS!"
"You don't have to yell," said Loof.
"YEAH I DO!" yelled Stinky, who had taken a vow of yelling. "I TOOK A VOW OF YELLING!"
"Darn," said Loof. "Hey, how about we enter this race? Find Qookie and Peegue and get them to enter too. That way, we can get green beans so we can finally leave here!" Loof knew the others wanted rocket fuel too, but personally, he preferred green beans. Why extend the time on this planet looking for rocket fuel when they could just leave in their rocket?
"OKAY!" yelled Stinky.
* * * * *
Our brave heroes arrived at the Creepy Keep. Meanwhile, four less-brave heroes were meeting at a race track on a foreign planet.
"Oh good, you're here," said the Announcer. "That means I can go the trading card tournament everyone else is at. One of you guys will have to announcer."
The characters of our story looked at each other in confusion. Then, simultaneously, Stinky, Loof, Qookie, and Pegue yelled.
"NOT IT!"
Stinky blinked. Who was this mysterious fifth member of their crew? Then he figured it wasn't important, and turned to face Peegue.
"That means YOU have to be the announcer," he said to Peegue.
Later, Stinky, Loof, Qookie, and Pegue prepared to go on Peegue's command. They were prepared to do that. However, Peegue wasn't giving any commands. Loof was getting impatient. HE HAD TO BE THE ONE TO WIN THE GREEN BEANS! Abruptly, an angel appeared on Loof's... elbow.
"Do not go until Peegue says so," said the angel.
Then, the devil appeared on Loof's elbow. This scared Loof so much that Loof started running down the racetrack, leaving the angel and devil behind, where they immediately died of two unrelated causes.
Loof looked behind him. Stinky and Qookie were still waiting. Loof feared for the lives of Stinky and Qookie. He saw that the devil had killed the angel, and was now playing dead himself, possibly so he could sneak attack Qookie.
"LOOK OUT, QOOKIE!" Loof yelled.
* * * * *
"So, uh, what happened to Loof?" Qookie asked.
"I HAVE NO IDEA!" Stinky yelled.
"Maybe one of us should try to catch up with him so we can ask him what's wrong."
"NAH! THAT'S TOO MUCH WORK! BESIDES, IT IS MUCH MORE FUN TO LOOK AT THESE RANDOM DEAD DEITIES!"
"Wait, what?"
"I DON'T KNOW! MAYBE I WAS HAVING THE SAME HALLUCINATION AS LOOF BRIEFLY!"
Qookie sighed. She didn't know why she put up with the others sometimes. Sometimes, she wondered if it would have been better to stay in her cottage and live a peaceful life.
* * * * *
Loof saw a fork in the road. However, he wasn't going to stop to pick it up. He wasn't anti-litter enough to be killed. So, he just kept on going. Suddenly, he felt pain in his back. Someone was stabbing him with a fork! Loof realized it must be the devil.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" cried Loof in despair, dropping to his knees as Pegue ran past him with a fork.
* * * * *
Pegue continued until he found himself at an intersection. There was a sign with two arrows indicating that one way was a shortcut, and the other way was a swamp. Being the devious Stinker he was, Pegue turned the sign around. Now Loof would have to go past the sign and turn around to find out which way was which. Pegue would win for sure!
* * * * *
"AUTUMN WINDS!!!" Stinky yelled.
"Stinky!" Qookie complained. "Stop distracting me from my book!"
"I WAS JUST READING THE TITLE OUT LOUD!" explained Stinky.
Qookie gave in and didn't argue. After all, arguing would just keep her away from the fascinating story longer. After several moments, she still hadn't been interrupted by Stinky. Maybe never arguing was all she needed for peace. Maybe if she just went with the flow, she could-
"IN THIS TALE OF EPICNESS, MEET YOUNG FIRMON, A PRINCE FROM FIFTEENTH CENTURY RAINBOW ISLAND!"
* * * * *
Pegue had the finish line in his sight. Soon, the green beans would finally be his! Suddenly, Loof was running in front of Pegue. Pegue stopped.
"Hey," Pegue said, "how did you get in front of me?"
Loof stopped. "Well you see," Loof explained, "the metaphorical representation of my need to be known as legitimately talented came and told me to run to the finish line instead of taking a bus. Then the representation of my deep dark inner greed came and freaked me out, so I took shelter from him on a bus. And my hopes and dreams were like 'no dude no' so I knocked them over I think and then the subconcscious form of that one time I became a bus driver was driving the bus, and then after that-"
"Never mind," interrupted Pegue. "I already crossed the finish line while you were talking anyway."
"OH NO!" said Loof.
"But it's true!" Pegue said with delight. "THE GREEN BEANS ARE NOW MINE!!! Wait, where are they? Where's the announcer?"
"You mean Peegue?" asked Loof. "He's over at the start line. I don't think he officially started the race yet. You can go get him."
* * * * *
"CHAPTER THREE!!!" yelled Stinky. Qookie cried. Then Loof and Pegue walked up.
"Hey, Peegue," said Loof, "you know you were supposed to actually be... ANNOUNCING THINGS... as announcer, right?"
"Oh," said Peegue.
"WELL ANYWAY," yelled Pegue. "I WON! GIMME THE GREEN BEANS!"
"WAIT," yelled Stinky. "I THINK THE PREVIOUS ANNOUNCER BEFORE PEEGUE HAD THE GREEN BEANS! HE TOOK THEM WITH HIM TO THE TRADING CARD TOURNAMENT!"
"My ears..." Qookie moaned. "Hey, wait a minute. Who is that guy anyway? Earlier, it was just me, you, Stinky, and Peegue."
"ASSUMING YOU'RE TALKING TO ME..." Stinky yelled. "I HAVE NO IDEA! HE RANDOMLY SHOWED UP RIGHT BEFORE THE ANNOUNCER LEFT! I WAS CONFUSED ABOUT WHO HE WAS! IT'S LIKE HE'S AN INFILTRATOR OR SOMETHING!"
Pegue knew he had been found out. So Pegue ran away, hoping to get in and out of the trading card tournament before anyone could stop him... from doing what he was going to do.
DUN DUN DUN! TO BE CONTINUED!
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