Where's Maureen????

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sat May 07, 2005 6:24 pm

Just wondered where she had got to, nobody has asked here so I thought it was time somebody did.

This doesn't include the folk who sent PM's btw.

Poor wee Mo, she ain't loved no more.
Not even by Patrick...... BOOHOO!

popo · Post by **popo** » Sat May 07, 2005 6:29 pm

Who's Maureen????

Uh, oh, I think I can smell you know what.

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sat May 07, 2005 6:30 pm

A rat???

popo · Post by **popo** » Sat May 07, 2005 6:33 pm

Are you going out to eat worms? That's what you do when nobody loves you. I'll come with you.

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sat May 07, 2005 6:34 pm

popo wrote:Who's Maureen????

Someone wrote to ask if she was dead, that's bad enough!

To be forgotten about is worse!!!

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sat May 07, 2005 6:35 pm

The worms must be eating me.

Gen · Post by **Gen** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:11 pm

Shake those worms off, MAD! Throw them in your garden where they will do some good!

On the missing in action, where are Roger and Kaboom? I haven't seen hide nor hair of them in about two weeks.

Hope all are well!

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:15 pm

You need a bird or two , that will fix you up
Get rid of the bad old bugs and worms,

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:16 pm

I know where they are Gen.

Seriously, Cat said Roger was out of town for a while, Kaboom will be back soon. He has gone away for a week with his music academy.
He's doing a solo performance at a concert, isn't that brill?

See, I'm not even here and know what's going on.

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:19 pm

the cat wrote:You need a bird or two , that will fix you up
Get rid of the bad old bugs and worms,

I hope there's no worms in there Cathy, UGH!

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:19 pm

May be John Kidnap Her to keep her away from the Computer,

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:20 pm

I think Maureen has been abducted by Aliens (Roger and Kaboom)

Gen · Post by **Gen** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:21 pm

Thanks for the update! I was worried about them. Now I can cheer for Kaboom! A solo - isn't that great! I hope Roger's trip is for fun and not for business. Everyone needs some fun time.

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:22 pm

Good one Lillian.

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:22 pm

John would pay someone to kidnap me Cathy.

Roger and Kaboom aliens? Hmmm, there's a thought!

SharonM · Post by **SharonM** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:28 pm

Can I pay them to drop you off here MADWD?

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:31 pm

Would you really want a bad tempered moanin' faced ol' witch Sharon?

You have big problems if your answer is yes!

SharonM · Post by **SharonM** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:39 pm

Of course, we'd get you right as rain in no time! In the mean time you can help me keep my brood in order! They might listen to you!

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:44 pm

I used to be a dab hand with kids, good right 'smackin' hand!

Not true of course, I get on well with children. It's very easy for me because I've never grown up and don't intend to.

Get the Lego out. hee-hee

SharonM · Post by **SharonM** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:49 pm

Make sure you bring your bull whip when they abduct you, MADWD!

You may need it.

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:57 pm

No, no, no! Don't believe in violence, I prefer a reward system.

Works every time for me.

Gotta go, the monster calls me to sit with him for a while.

He's gettin' lonely up there on his ownio.

Thanks for the fun Maureen, your disappearance certainly cheered me up.
Maybe we could meet up sometime and chat?

SharonM · Post by **SharonM** » Sat May 07, 2005 7:59 pm

Have a nice evening and tell Maureen hi for me.

popo · Post by **popo** » Sat May 07, 2005 8:10 pm

You still haven't told me who Maureen is.

Ok, I'm going to put a bucket on my head and I won't come out till you sing Jerusalem.

eeyore31 · Post by **eeyore31** » Sat May 07, 2005 8:17 pm

Davimad wrote:
Get the Lego out. hee-hee

I don't have any Legos but I DO have an extensive collection of colors of playdoh and even the original fun factory. If you'd like to play you can come visit me anytime!!!

SharonM · Post by **SharonM** » Sat May 07, 2005 8:32 pm

Maureen is this wee lawn gnome that some one decided to take on vacation!

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sun May 08, 2005 12:33 pm

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh, I like Play Doh PP, I'll be over soon.

I'm a garden gnome now? Where's me fishin' rod?

Who is Maureen? Poopascoopa, you should know by now.

Maureen is a beautiful young girl and very, very modest.

I think she's just wonderlandful, don't you?

SharonM · Post by **SharonM** » Sun May 08, 2005 1:43 pm

Yes a very beautiful girl, (didn't I see her in a movie?) and oh, so modest she blushes when you talk to her.

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sun May 08, 2005 1:54 pm

Sharon, I think you are getting mixed up today, Maureen 'O' Hara isn't our Maureen.You probably think she was in a movie because of her wonderful looks.

Yes, she blushes so sweetly and never needs any make up to give her colour.

Did you hear me singing 'Jerusalem' for Popo? Haven't heard a thing from her today, maybe she's still eating her KFC. It's not Mothering Sunday here so she hasn't got an excuse.

Wonder if Maureen will grace us with her presence today. hmm.

SharonM · Post by **SharonM** » Sun May 08, 2005 1:58 pm

You are so funny.

BTW what does "singing Jerusalem" mean? Is it like "saying uncle"?

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Sun May 08, 2005 2:02 pm

I don't know Sharon, it will be something daft I'm sure. If it's anything to do with Poops, it's bound to be cracked!