My "If This Was Made of This Kind of Food" Poems

[llarson]

If Jupiter was made of French Fries...

[Sammy_Bro]

If Jupiter was made of French Fries
Wait a second, an idea by llarson?
That can't be true! That has to be a lie!
You'll have to go to jail for arson!

If Jupiter was made of French Fries
I'll have to start abusing plurals
If I don't, I'll start a giant cries
Maybe I'll start looking at murals

If Jupiter was made of French Fries
I'll consider ending this soon
I'll abuse plurals as I say byes
My favorite animal? Not raccoons!

[LittleZbot]

If Jupiter was made of French Fries
I would tell many lies
I'd tell these lies til' I died,
then I would have to be revived

To be revived, I would need pie
So much pie it fills the sky
The pie must be poisoned, you see
or it would have no effect on me

To find all this poisoned pie
I explore the world of die
there isn't anywhere like the world of die
except a world where you can fly

While looking through the world a die
I found a merchant, oh my!
He agreed to fill the sky
if only a snake could sigh

I had found a sighing snake
but that snake he wouldn't take
he thought it would eat him, you see,
just as it had tried to eat me

So I looked high and low
for a giant snake in an afro
He said he would take that instead
or else he might take my head

I found a snake, all right,
but it turned out that that snakes do bite
this one wanted a fight
but instead I gave him a nice kite

He didn't like the kite, it seems,
so he left me to my dreams
By that I mean he knocked me out
When I awoke, I began to pout

The merchant showed up right then
he told be his name was Ben
he chopped off my head quite nice
but it was quite full of lice

He screamed, he shouted
then the snake was clouted
He remember nothing after that
much less why he wore a hat

And that's what would happen if Jupiter was French Fries
But it's not, so I won't tell lies
Of course it's made of Jell-O, as far as I can see
So I'm gone, wish good luck to me!

[LittleZbot]

If I were a giant piece of bacon
Lots of things would start breakin'
Those things must be taken
before guns, they start makin'

Soon I would come
and they would give me a gun
They would tell me "shoot" and I would
even though I don't think I should

I would shoot a lot, or perhaps a ton
Of course I would aim at anyone
Oh look! What have I done?
Actually, it was kind of fun

The table got a hungry look in its eye
And suddenly it could fly
I knew for sure I was going to die
and on the floor I did lie

Much of the world seemed to spin
then I was made of tin
I never saw the world like this before
but, oh, so easily I tore!

Somebody then punched the wall
which somehow made them very tall
So tall that I did gulp
I knew he'd crush me into pulp

Somehow the table saw me
and now it was in a tree
"How will you get down?" I said
but soon tin was it fed

I'm poisonous, it seems
I caused it to have weird dreams
It dreamed of a sword that flew
and caused everything to be blue

It caused me to be blue, indeed
for I was now table feed
but then it threw me up and said
"You really should be dead!"

That's what would happen If I were a giant piece of bacon
But I'm not, so things won't start breakin'
But I'm eggs, as far as I can see,
So I'm gone, wish good luck to me!

THE END.

[Yzfm]

If Saturn was made of mango slices...

[LittleZbot]

In my current time, it's 8:34, and my brain doesn't wake up until about 10:00, but I'll try.

[LittleZbot]

If Saturn was made of Mango Slices
then I would take a knife to dice it
But Saturn would scream, and so would I
because it turns out that I can fly

I flew up high, then I flew way down
suddenly I landed on a big crown
The crown bit me, it bled and bled
most of Saturn just turned red

I really thought that was weird
until I realized that I had a beard
The beard was pink and blue
It was cotton candy, that I knew

I decided to eat it, but when I took a bite
it attacked me, and gave me quite a fright
The beard jabbed me with a sword
and declared himself as a great lord

He annoyed me, that beard did
So I decided to name him Sid
Sid was angry, yes he was
he likes "Bob" yes he does

I never heard of Bob, in all my days
Then the beard met my gaze
I told him "You look yummy, yes you do"
and he told me he was made of glue

I walked away from the talking beard
Even for me, he was too weird
So instead I looked, and I found a mango
and he said "do you like to tango"

"I can't dance" I told him with glee
for I knew the world revolved around me
The stupid tango shattered my dream
He looked to another that had a gleam

I got angry at him
he said his name was Tim
Tim was angry and quite mad
that I didn't think that he was rad

And that's what would happen if Saturn was Mango Slices
But it's not, so I won't try to dice it
Of course it's made of peaches, as far as I can see
So I'm gone, wish good luck to me!

THE END.

[Yzfm]

If Uranus was made of burnt toast... (I said an idea already, but...)

[yot yot5]

The moon is just a big potato floating in the sky
And sometimes, men from outer space could be passing by
If they're feeling hungry, they might eat a bit for dinner
That's why the moon is sometimes fat, and other times it's thinner

[Technos72]

If neptune was made of banana

[LittleZbot]

Both good ideas, but I can't work on them currently, because I'm in the middle of my school day. I'll see what I can do in a few hours.

[Nobody]

I know you've already done the moon, but what about "If the moon was made of moon rocks?" Moon rocks make a delicious gel, you know.

[dig 222]

If Neptune was made of bananas,
it would be filled with fruit piranhas:
They would eat off your face,
and magic you to a place,
Where people constantly use drama.

If neptune was really a fruit:
It would be unable to play the flute.
It would quickly be dead
In one single shred
From the monstrous beast called a kroot.

[boh123321]

I know you've already done the moon, but what about "If the moon was made of moon rocks?" Moon rocks make a delicious gel, you know.

i see what you did there

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