Article 1: A New Company
A new company has been founded by Time just outside Wonder-town earlier today: Time Industries.
Picture may not accurately depict the factory
The areas they current cover include:
Newspaper
Minting
Inter-dimensional Transport
Moving Services
And Several Others Planned
Article 2: Armageddon
In a surprising turn of events last week, even more that than the cheese people waging war against the pirates a few weeks earlier, several people have started to panic that Wonderland may have reached its due date, as supposedly things have started to fall from the skies above.
There are several claims all throughout Wonderland. A wee stinker says that, out of nowhere, a sheet of metal hit him on the head, having the illusion of the sky. Nobody has been able to confirm this incident, as the piece supposedly hides itself whatever way you look at it and the stinker forgot where it landed, but it is known that the stinker's father is no longer letting him out of the house. We wish the stinker the best of luck.
There is another claim from a pink rainbow-star by the name of Rick. He has been staying underwater with a bar of swiss cheese, who apparently is animate and who's name is Cheesehead Brownpants, and has since reported seeing several things fall from the sky above the Great Wonderland Ocean. We managed to get an interview with him, however, and this is what he had to say:
Though we are not sure if we can trust either of these claims, we will keep you up to date on these happenings in next weeks edition.Rick wrote: There were several things falling over these past few days. Z-bots, pencils, jewelry, Moosy PattiesTM, and office products! OFFICE PRODUCTS FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!!
