Bear you are a funny fellow,
sometimes harsh, sometimes mellow.
I never know, from day to day,
to take your comments, in which way.
If you were female, I would guess
that you were suffering from PMS,
But you are male, so why so testy?
Do you have thistles in your vesty?
So Bear, now that my rhyming's done,
I hope you take my ode in fun.


