Ok, I think if we're going to write descriptions of ourselves, we need to have some guidelines. (like cleaning = rearranging

)
Some of you have already started, so I think we should just go with it.
short = vertically challanged
skinny = petite
fat, overweight = Cuddly
gray hair = hairs of wisdom
This is all I can come up with at the moment, feel free to elaborate...
So, Cathy, you are vertically challanged & cuddly, with hairs of wisdom
I am tall 5'10", cuddly with short blonde hair, & vision improvements

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.