Fun things to do in an elevator

mette · Post by **mette** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:36 am

FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "shut up damn it, all of you just shut up!!!!"
3. Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World" incessantly.
4. Crack open your briefcase/purse and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there"
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank open the door. Then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. One word: Flatulence!
9. On the highest floor, hold open the doors and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
10. Stare and grin at another passenger for a while,, and then announce: "I have got new socks on!!"
11. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!!!"
12. Meow occasionally.
13. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
14. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go!" and then sigh and say "oopps!"
15. Show the other passengers a wound and ask it if looks infected.

twohappylane · Post by **twohappylane** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:15 pm

Oh these are GOOD!!! I laughed just thinking about these things happening!!!! Thanks for sharing.
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Susan/twohappylane

drushing · Post by **drushing** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:24 pm

Liz Mayhew · Post by **Liz Mayhew** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:34 pm

I can just picture you doing all those things in an elevator Mette!

Thanks for the laugh!

Lillian · Post by **Lillian** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:35 pm

They all made me laugh Mette - especially if you imagine yourself or someone actually doing it

I'm going to try one of them next time I am in a lift - possibly number 12

mette · Post by **mette** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:07 pm

Actually I've never done any of these things

It's just something I found on the internet. I found them funny enough to share, though

Mette

laura n. · Post by **laura n.** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 3:45 am

Thanks Mette, needed the laugh, I'd like to have a crack at # 6, and I believe # 13 would fit my hubby well.

Loirae · Post by **Loirae** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:13 am

I've done a version of #2. That was fun.

kaz67 · Post by **kaz67** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:20 pm

Hilarious Mette ... I like No. 2

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Kazza

Dee · Post by **Dee** » Sun Nov 13, 2005 6:20 pm

I am still laughing. These were so very, very funny. I will pass them on.

I think I might try #2, #4, and/or #5. I don't have the courage to try any of the others.

mette · Post by **mette** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:50 pm

I was at a hospital the other day and I was tempted to try some of them. But then I realized the psyc ward wasn't too far away and thought better of it.

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 7:47 pm

I don't think I'd be brave enough to do any of them Mette, now if you were with me..... I'd probably do all of them!

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:56 pm

I would too. but not if I were alone, it's more fun when Two or three
are together.

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:02 pm

Gosh Cathy, could you imagine a crowd of us nutters in an elevator?

We would get huckled away to the funny farm!

Shorty · Post by **Shorty** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:04 pm

HAHAHA THOSE ARE HILARIOUS METTE SWEETIE...

I CAN'T WAIT TO RIDE IN AN ELEVATOR AGAIN!!!

I WOULD DO ALL OF THE ABOVE BY MYSELF

I'VE DONE A COUPLE BEFORE HAHA

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:15 pm

Trust you Kymmie!

When I was thirteen years old we used to play 'dare' like most other kids.
One particular dare was to ask a neighbour for a slice of bread, easy peasy to me I thought.

The neighbour's son answered the door and was very willing to go along with the joke. He asked if I would like some meat paste on the bread, very nice fellow.
I proceeded to eat the sandwich (tasted very nice btw) and had just got down to the crust when the boy opened a window and called me.

"Glad you like the sarnie Maureen, want another?" He was holding a tin of Lassie in his hand, dog food!!!!!!!!!WOOF!

Shorty · Post by **Shorty** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:02 pm

HAHAAHAHAHA

EWWWWWW AUNTY MO THAT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!!!!!!!

YOU GOT HIM BACK FOR THAT DIDNT YOU!?!?!?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LIKED THE SANDWICH TO HAHAH!

I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH.. SILLY GIRL!!!

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:07 pm

I could be the official taster for my dogs Kymmie.

No, I never did get that guy back. His family moved away shortly after that.

There is another story about that game but it is way tooooo disgusting, you think the dog food is bad!!!!!!!

Shorty · Post by **Shorty** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:09 pm

ooh oooh oooh tell me!!!!

now i have to know!!!

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:10 pm

I can't Kymmie, it's a bit smelly.

I'll send you a PM.

Shorty · Post by **Shorty** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:16 pm

okie dokie

thank you gorgeous!

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 11:21 pm

I think that was TMI the clues said all. Nice kids.

My kids love the dog goody bones. There all around to this day.
Ha ha ha and all have dogs.

Shorty I think you step right in to that one.

Erica Cochran · Post by **Erica Cochran** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:25 pm

These were funny mette! I'll pass these on.

Shorty · Post by **Shorty** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:13 am