I imported Steve Adventure to a forum that allows forum games.
It has no pictures there because they were a pain last time, but it seems to be going ok.
http://grubbygamesfiles.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2009
Steve Adventure (NOT A FORUM GAME THIS TIME)
Steve Adventure (NOT A FORUM GAME THIS TIME)
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves
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MyNameIsKooky
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The story so far (so you don't have to visit the actual thread all the time if you're interested)...
You are Steve. You get up out of your blue bed, above which is a poster of your favorite band, Headache. Above your table is a picture of the leader of the Headache band. You don't have anything on your table, as your Headache merchandise hasn't arrived yet. You love Headache.
>Get a headache
You bang your head on the door, and get a headache from it. You lost 10 HP from head injury! You gained 5 Rock 'n' Roll from getting the headache you would get attending a Headache concert!
Stats:
HP: 90
Rock 'n' Roll: 15
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: 5 empty spaces.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
Rock 'n' Roll keeps you entertained. If you run out of Rock 'n' Roll, you have to simulate or listen to rock music fast! Headache has your favorite rock music and gives extra Rock 'n' Roll.
>search in my room
Your bed has a pillow on it. Your wall has a poster and a picture on it. Your door has a doorknob on it. The nice wooden kind, too... And most importantly, your table has nothing on it. To really get a good idea of what is in your room, you should search in a specific place.
>take all what i found and search under the bed
You took the doorknob off your door. Your door will no longer open. You took the pillow off your bed. You now have a pillowcase in your inventory as well as infinite feathers. You can't reach your picture or poster. Under the bed you find your old teddy bear. Your main goal now is to get out. You don't know why you were stupid enough to take your doorknob in the first place.
Stats:
HP: 90
Rock 'n' Roll: 15
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Teddy. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>open the door with my hand
You don't have anything to chop your hand off with. Also, you would probably lose most of your HP, if not all of it.
Stats:
HP: 90
Rock 'n' Roll: 15
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Teddy. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>Open door with leg
Assuming you are not going to be chopping your leg off, you kick the door down... or you don't. It's not as easy as it looks in the movies. You lose 10 HP again!
Stats:
HP: 80
Rock 'n' Roll: 15
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Teddy. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>asking the teddy what to do
What teddy?
Stats:
HP: 80
Rock 'n' Roll: 15
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>search behind the poster (maybe there is a secret hole or something)
You still cannot reach it. You have not grown taller. You lose 1 Rock 'n' Roll from boredom.
Stats:
HP: 80
Rock 'n' Roll: 14
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>get another headech
10 more HP lost, 5 more Rock 'n' Roll gained. You had plenty of Rock 'n' Roll left, so you really hope you won't be needing your HP.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 19
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>Open the door with your manly abs
You can't. You're really starting to hate that door now.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 19
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>Make the door feel bad for not letting you out. Act like a sad puppy.
"Pathetic."
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 19
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>try to connect fix the door knooob (whatever...)
It doesn't work.
>"I didn't want to do this, door! FALLCOOON.....
PAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNCCCHHHHH!"
Your loud shouts give you 7 Rock 'n' Roll. However, despite everything you've tried, the door remains firmly closed. Stupid door. Maybe there are resources you haven't yet stumbled upon.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 26
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>use one of the fethers to pick the lock (and opem the door)
You combine a feather with the useless wooden doorknob to make a PICKED LOCK. However, that does nothing to open the door. If only you could reach that poster to get the dirt off it...
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 26
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>Open the door by not opening the door.
That failed. You give up you're door opening for a while for a quick survey of the room. There is a bed with that poster above it, and a table with that picture above it. That's it. Yet you feel there's something in this room you should take that you don't have. You also lose 2 Rock 'n' Roll.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 24
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>use my ninja skills to clomeb over the wall and reach the poster
You use your Ninjutsu to do a miserable FAIL.
> get the table under the bed and climb on it to reach the poster
You shove the table under the bed. The table is now permanently jammed under the bed. NOW where are you going to put your Headache merchandise?
You climb on the bed, but you're still not quite high enough to reach your poster. You lose 3 Rock 'n' Roll. (Oh, I fixed your inventory.)
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 21
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: PICKED LOCK. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>shout: "wagabokalompa"!!!! and then jump on my bed.
Your shouts seem somewhat rock-like, you get your recently lost Rock 'n' Roll back. You then jump on your bed. It's very bouncy. It is fun! You feel like a kid again. You also notice you are bouncing as high as your poster.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 24
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: PICKED LOCK. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>take off the poster while Im in the air (take the poster to the inventorey)
You take the poster off of the wall, revealing a secret compartment. Inside are matches that you played with and a box of cookies, both things you hid from your mother when you were young. You'd forgotten them until now. Unfortunately, your inventory is nearly full, so you'll have to hold one of your items if you want them both. MOVE WHICH ITEM?
PICKED LOCK?
Pillowcase?
LOTSA FEATHERS?
Headache Poster?
Cookies?
Matches?
Your stats will be updated when you decide.
>remove pickd lock (but save it in the room so I can take it).
You hold the PICKED LOCK, then drop it in order to hold it again. Then you hold it again.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 24
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (6). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>try to melt (or burn) the door (or the inner lock) so then i can open the door.
You throw water on the door... "I'M MEEEELTIIING!!!" ...then you get back to reality. How is this door melting accomplished?
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 24
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (6). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>Jump on the bed and then run and jump off while kicking the door.
If that doesn't work, burn the door.
You do your cliche KICK MOVE. You also still are waiting on HOW to burn the door. DIDN'T YOU SEE ME ASK HOW? Also, Deeman, if you're going to join this forum, make sure you've tried these games.
Or does it really matter?
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 24
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (6). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>use the matches to burn it.
You burn the door down! Now where in the house will you go? Or will you run away, screaming? Oh, and you lost some Rock 'n' Roll.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 20
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (6). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>Go into the bathroom and take a shower.
You take a shower. You also sing, "GA BA WA WA TA AH HA HA JA JA", which gives you some of your Rock 'n' Roll back.
Guys, for the sake of not being spamming noobs, acquaint yourself with professor fizzwizzle using Google or something. (EDIT: inventory fixed by removing a match)
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 22
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
(EDIT2: 2500th post! Yay me for still posting here!)
>search in the kitchen
You look around in the kitchen. You see a sink, a refrigerator, 3 cabinets, and a Headache head-banging pot and pan set. The 1st cabinet looks like it did back in the 1800's when it was made. Only older and falling apart more. You think you can see something that resembles brown fur inside.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 22
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
> look closer on the brown fur
Wait, that's a peach! Er, yuck.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 22
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>throw out the brown fur/peach.
You throw the peach away. So far you haven't made much progress since leaving your room.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 22
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>search in the refrigerator
You find a half-eaten ham sandwich, some lettuce, a bottle of milk, and a watermelon. You can only take one unless you drop something. YOu lose 2 Rock 'n' Roll from boredom.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 20
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>Go outside
Without bothering to get a snack, you depart.
A conveniently placed sign tells you that a Headache concert is tomorrow. You gain 1 Rock 'n' Roll from anticipation. Your garden is outside, as well as a road to the town.
STATS:
The same, but with 21 Rock 'n' Roll.
>Go to your garden for a snack
Ah, your garden has tomatoes, potatoes, rows, roses, rhubarb, barbed wire, and whatever else that sounds similar to each other that's usually found in a garden. You wonder which to snack on.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 21
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>eat rhubarb
OM NOM NOM. Snacking gave you 15 HP!
Stats:
HP: 85
Rock 'n' Roll: 21
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
You are Steve. You get up out of your blue bed, above which is a poster of your favorite band, Headache. Above your table is a picture of the leader of the Headache band. You don't have anything on your table, as your Headache merchandise hasn't arrived yet. You love Headache.
>Get a headache
You bang your head on the door, and get a headache from it. You lost 10 HP from head injury! You gained 5 Rock 'n' Roll from getting the headache you would get attending a Headache concert!
Stats:
HP: 90
Rock 'n' Roll: 15
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: 5 empty spaces.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
Rock 'n' Roll keeps you entertained. If you run out of Rock 'n' Roll, you have to simulate or listen to rock music fast! Headache has your favorite rock music and gives extra Rock 'n' Roll.
>search in my room
Your bed has a pillow on it. Your wall has a poster and a picture on it. Your door has a doorknob on it. The nice wooden kind, too... And most importantly, your table has nothing on it. To really get a good idea of what is in your room, you should search in a specific place.
>take all what i found and search under the bed
You took the doorknob off your door. Your door will no longer open. You took the pillow off your bed. You now have a pillowcase in your inventory as well as infinite feathers. You can't reach your picture or poster. Under the bed you find your old teddy bear. Your main goal now is to get out. You don't know why you were stupid enough to take your doorknob in the first place.
Stats:
HP: 90
Rock 'n' Roll: 15
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Teddy. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>open the door with my hand
You don't have anything to chop your hand off with. Also, you would probably lose most of your HP, if not all of it.
Stats:
HP: 90
Rock 'n' Roll: 15
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Teddy. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>Open door with leg
Assuming you are not going to be chopping your leg off, you kick the door down... or you don't. It's not as easy as it looks in the movies. You lose 10 HP again!
Stats:
HP: 80
Rock 'n' Roll: 15
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Teddy. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>asking the teddy what to do
What teddy?
Stats:
HP: 80
Rock 'n' Roll: 15
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>search behind the poster (maybe there is a secret hole or something)
You still cannot reach it. You have not grown taller. You lose 1 Rock 'n' Roll from boredom.
Stats:
HP: 80
Rock 'n' Roll: 14
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>get another headech
10 more HP lost, 5 more Rock 'n' Roll gained. You had plenty of Rock 'n' Roll left, so you really hope you won't be needing your HP.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 19
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>Open the door with your manly abs
You can't. You're really starting to hate that door now.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 19
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>Make the door feel bad for not letting you out. Act like a sad puppy.
"Pathetic."
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 19
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>try to connect fix the door knooob (whatever...)
It doesn't work.
>"I didn't want to do this, door! FALLCOOON.....
PAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNCCCHHHHH!"
Your loud shouts give you 7 Rock 'n' Roll. However, despite everything you've tried, the door remains firmly closed. Stupid door. Maybe there are resources you haven't yet stumbled upon.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 26
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>use one of the fethers to pick the lock (and opem the door)
You combine a feather with the useless wooden doorknob to make a PICKED LOCK. However, that does nothing to open the door. If only you could reach that poster to get the dirt off it...
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 26
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>Open the door by not opening the door.
That failed. You give up you're door opening for a while for a quick survey of the room. There is a bed with that poster above it, and a table with that picture above it. That's it. Yet you feel there's something in this room you should take that you don't have. You also lose 2 Rock 'n' Roll.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 24
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Useless wooden doorknob from your door. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>use my ninja skills to clomeb over the wall and reach the poster
You use your Ninjutsu to do a miserable FAIL.
> get the table under the bed and climb on it to reach the poster
You shove the table under the bed. The table is now permanently jammed under the bed. NOW where are you going to put your Headache merchandise?
You climb on the bed, but you're still not quite high enough to reach your poster. You lose 3 Rock 'n' Roll. (Oh, I fixed your inventory.)Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 21
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: PICKED LOCK. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>shout: "wagabokalompa"!!!! and then jump on my bed.
Your shouts seem somewhat rock-like, you get your recently lost Rock 'n' Roll back. You then jump on your bed. It's very bouncy. It is fun! You feel like a kid again. You also notice you are bouncing as high as your poster.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 24
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: PICKED LOCK. Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Empty. Space 5: Empty.
Hands: You aren't holding anything, 2 empty spaces.
>take off the poster while Im in the air (take the poster to the inventorey)
You take the poster off of the wall, revealing a secret compartment. Inside are matches that you played with and a box of cookies, both things you hid from your mother when you were young. You'd forgotten them until now. Unfortunately, your inventory is nearly full, so you'll have to hold one of your items if you want them both. MOVE WHICH ITEM?
PICKED LOCK?
Pillowcase?
LOTSA FEATHERS?
Headache Poster?
Cookies?
Matches?
Your stats will be updated when you decide.
>remove pickd lock (but save it in the room so I can take it).
You hold the PICKED LOCK, then drop it in order to hold it again. Then you hold it again.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 24
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (6). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>try to melt (or burn) the door (or the inner lock) so then i can open the door.
You throw water on the door... "I'M MEEEELTIIING!!!" ...then you get back to reality. How is this door melting accomplished?
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 24
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (6). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>Jump on the bed and then run and jump off while kicking the door.
If that doesn't work, burn the door.
You do your cliche KICK MOVE. You also still are waiting on HOW to burn the door. DIDN'T YOU SEE ME ASK HOW? Also, Deeman, if you're going to join this forum, make sure you've tried these games.
Or does it really matter?
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 24
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (6). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>use the matches to burn it.
You burn the door down! Now where in the house will you go? Or will you run away, screaming? Oh, and you lost some Rock 'n' Roll.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 20
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (6). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>Go into the bathroom and take a shower.
You take a shower. You also sing, "GA BA WA WA TA AH HA HA JA JA", which gives you some of your Rock 'n' Roll back.
Guys, for the sake of not being spamming noobs, acquaint yourself with professor fizzwizzle using Google or something. (EDIT: inventory fixed by removing a match)
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 22
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
(EDIT2: 2500th post! Yay me for still posting here!)
>search in the kitchen
You look around in the kitchen. You see a sink, a refrigerator, 3 cabinets, and a Headache head-banging pot and pan set. The 1st cabinet looks like it did back in the 1800's when it was made. Only older and falling apart more. You think you can see something that resembles brown fur inside.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 22
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
> look closer on the brown fur
Wait, that's a peach! Er, yuck.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 22
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>throw out the brown fur/peach.
You throw the peach away. So far you haven't made much progress since leaving your room.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 22
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>search in the refrigerator
You find a half-eaten ham sandwich, some lettuce, a bottle of milk, and a watermelon. You can only take one unless you drop something. YOu lose 2 Rock 'n' Roll from boredom.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 20
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>Go outside
Without bothering to get a snack, you depart.
A conveniently placed sign tells you that a Headache concert is tomorrow. You gain 1 Rock 'n' Roll from anticipation. Your garden is outside, as well as a road to the town.
STATS:
The same, but with 21 Rock 'n' Roll.
>Go to your garden for a snack
Ah, your garden has tomatoes, potatoes, rows, roses, rhubarb, barbed wire, and whatever else that sounds similar to each other that's usually found in a garden. You wonder which to snack on.
Stats:
HP: 70
Rock 'n' Roll: 21
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
>eat rhubarb
OM NOM NOM. Snacking gave you 15 HP!
Stats:
HP: 85
Rock 'n' Roll: 21
Money: Enough to afford attending just one more Headache concert.
Inventory: Space 1: Matches (5). Space 2: Pillowcase. Space 3: LOTSA FEATHERS (∞). Space 4: Headache Poster. Space 5: Cookies (15).
Hands: You are holding a PICKED LOCK, 1 space left.
i should change my signature to be rude to people who hate pictures of valves