A conversation between Darth Vader and Luke

[LittleZbot]

I was bored.

Darth Vader: Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies.
Luke Skywalker: Nah, the rebels have cake.
Darth Vader: Oo, can I be a rebel?
Luke Skywalker: WHAT IF I CAN'T BAKE
Darth Vader: Then you will die!
Luke Skywalker: But it's chocolate cake!
Darth Vader: You drive a hard bargin...
Luke Skywalker: It has vanilla frosting!
Darth Vader: I hate vanilla!
Luke Skywalker: oopsie uhhhhhh... ummmmm.... welllll... what kind of cookies do you have?
Darth Vader: Vanilla.
Luke Skywalker: No wait I remember now it has Strawberry frosting!
Darth Vader: I hate Strawberry too. We are very good at hating things. (we are on the Dark Side duhhh)
Luke Skywalker: Never mind I remember now it has Blueberry frosting!
Darth Vader: What are blueberries?
Luke: Blue fruit.
Darth: What is a fruit?
Luke: A sweet Vegetable.
Darth: What is a vegetable?
Luke:It's not chocolate that for sure.
Darth: It isn't! Too bad now you have to DIE!!!
Luke: No I'm gonna bake you into a cake first!
Darth: What kind of cake?
Luke: An evil cake. Guess what I'm gonna do with it after I bake it.
Darth: Eat it?
Luke: No!
Darth: ummmmmm. Eat it?
Luke: No!
Darth: hmmmmm... Sing to it?
Luke: No! That was your last try. I'm gonna BURN IT!!!!! Guess what else! It's gonna be a no-bake cake!
Darth: I don't like fire. Lightning is better.
Luke: First you prep the oven.
Luke: Then you mash the evil Darth Vader, then you get a flame thrower.
Vader: GAK!
Luke: Then you turn on the gas.....
Vader: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Luke: and light the flamethrower and you get......TOAST!!!

[tyteen4a03]

Maybe this belonged to the "Things that doesn't deserve another topic" more.

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