Who has Funny Animal Stories?

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:24 pm

I'll take 2 girls,

They are sweet hearts.

I love all animals but dogs are special.

rmelin13 · Post by **rmelin13** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:36 pm

Lori - what an amazing photo.... I've never seen so many bichons in one
room at the same time.

My mother-in-law's bichon, Niki Coquette:

lgrapes · Post by **lgrapes** » Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:36 pm

OMG...What a sweet heart of a face!!!!!

Sooooo Cute

lgrapes · Post by **lgrapes** » Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:10 pm

Here I am relaxing

lgrapes · Post by **lgrapes** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 10:25 pm

Is this Donald Trump? You make the call...

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Mon Feb 28, 2005 11:18 pm

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:04 pm

Computer rabbit and poor little kitten!

Cat

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:10 pm

How delightful can this be

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Sun Mar 06, 2005 9:22 pm

Wow this is one serious cat when it comes to Rockin!

Cat

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 5:02 pm

adorable animals

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:21 am

YOU.

You are a hairy fleabag.
You never do a stitch of work.
You lick the faces of complete strangers with the sole intention of underlining my own social inhibitions.

Sometimes you smell like old red wine, a bouquet of damp fur.

Not only are you colour blind, you also cannot tell the difference between a carpet and a couch.

You pretend that you find the word 'no' incomprehensible.
You insist on sharing your unmelodious bark with the entire neighbourhood.

For some reason, you are afraid of statues.
Statues just freak you out.

You are utterly shameless.

You are the laziest, dirtiest, most stubborn and presumptuous thing I have ever known in my entire life.

AND I THINK YOUR'E PERFECT.

IT'S A DOG THING!

lgrapes · Post by **lgrapes** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 11:44 am

what about...

And you offer unconditional love

It is a dog thing

rmelin13 · Post by **rmelin13** » Thu Mar 10, 2005 2:16 pm

Lori - You hit the nail right on the head with that one.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:26 pm

One Bad Easter Bunny

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:42 pm

Cute batdog and a biker bear!

lgrapes · Post by **lgrapes** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:32 am

My husband and I were cleaning up the yard earlier and a strange thing occured. We have a pond with between 18 to 22'ish fish. It is difficult to count them because the water is not crystal and there are plants and logs, etc. Anyway, here I am bent over and pulling weeds, and such when all of a sudden "SPLASH". I jumped...my husband jumped and my dog growled.

We all stared at the pond...There it was...OMG...We couldn't believe our eyes. My sweet little Koy named Pumba (from the Lion King) has pretty much doubled in size from about 9 to 12 inches to I would have to say 18. It has been so warm here for the past few days that my little fishies have begun to perk up. Andy ran and fetched the food...Pumba was jumping out of the water and eating like mad. I thought JAWS had some how entered my sweet little pond. His head is the size of my fist.

Jasmin kept her distance and watched. Everytime Pumba jumped, she jumped, growled and went back to staring. It was so funny to watch her reaction.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 1:02 pm

A cute picture of flowers and butterflies!

Gen · Post by **Gen** » Mon May 09, 2005 3:55 pm

Here is an animal story that is sure to warm your heart!

http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/med ... purr.shtml

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Mon May 09, 2005 4:18 pm

Gen"Here is an animal story that is sure to warm your heart!

Thanks Gen for sharing that was so special and warm my heart it did!

Davimad · Post by **Davimad** » Mon Jun 13, 2005 9:47 am

Bringing this back to the top especially for Andy B.

Hope you enjoy the stories Andy.

lgrapes · Post by **lgrapes** » Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:08 am

I created this thread and forgot that it existed. Anyway, sorry I have not been on the forum in a while still trying to catch up! My husband and I have been trying to get our little place on the lake opened and cleaned up for the season.

Last week we went there and took along Tinkerbell and Jasmin. The lake is only 1/2 an hour from home so we stay there during the week a lot. Anyway, the day we were coming home for the weekend we could not find Tinkerbell. She is a house cat so we immediately thought she escaped! We had everyone looking for her for over 2 hours. She would not even come to the sound of her favorite treats being shaken around in the can. I started to cry because I had just lost my old girl (Lacey who was almost 19) in September. I was very upset and sobbing openly.

Well, someone had to use the bathroom and when they flushed there was this horrible screech and a thump!!! Everyone came running to the bathroom! So, there we all are (6 of us) staring at the toilet when this little tiny pink nose sticks out from behind the toilet!

Apparently there was an opening to the back of the tank and my little tiny Tinkerbell decided to crawl up inside and nap (at 2 years old she is only 3 pounds). The rod attached to the handle pinched her tail. Thank god she is okay but I can't say that I am!

I was cleaning earlier today and moved her carrier to vacuum and she went crazy! She hissed at me and hid under the couch! I guess we won't be bringing her back to the lake for a while

Cat · Post by **Cat** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:47 pm

Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb.

About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing.

Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds.

Mummy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, "Don't you think it's time we told him he was adopted?"

King of the Jungle..

A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!

Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows,
"Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified ox stammers, "Oh great lion, you are the mightiest
animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,
"Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.

The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the
elephant -

"Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:44 pm

FUNNY LADY

Dakota · Post by **Dakota** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 6:51 pm

Here is a picture of my Thunder & Lightning.

DAKOTA, THUNDER & LIGHTNING

the cat · Post by **the cat** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:35 pm

You are a lucky lady
they are awsome dogs.
But I am a dog lover.
I have 2 nutty Jack Russells Sadie and Sara (sisters)

Shorty · Post by **Shorty** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:42 pm

Dakota your dogs are gorgeous...

These are my sisters dogs

Tanner (The big boy) and Sasha

Shorty · Post by **Shorty** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:44 pm

and for the kitty lovers.. These are our pretty kittys Misti (grey),Murphy (black and white) and Ollie (Black)

I hope you all like the pictures I have posted for you... I'm no good at telling stories but I'm sure I'll come up with one sometime

SharonM · Post by **SharonM** » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:14 pm

Caffee, you're on a roll today!

Very, very funny. Thanks

Very beautiful Labs, Dakota.

We had a very special black Lab who grew up with my son. She taught him how to walk and watched over him. She died one Christmas and we still miss her. We're not ready to get another yet, but will some day.

I love the pics of your sister's dogs, Shorty. They look sweet. The cats are adorable. We have two. An orange tabby (also called a marmalade) and a small white long hair with a very sweet face.

Thanks, all, for the stories and pics.

ann3120 · Post by **ann3120** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:12 am

Nice pics of nice animals, everyone (especially the cats, being a cat person).

Kathy - I just love your two stories. They are so funny.

Shorty · Post by **Shorty** » Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:41 am

o0o0 o0o0o o0o0o 1 more pic.. it's our beloved Cockatiel

2nd was when he was a tad bit younger..

Can't see in the pic he is balding (he's almost 13 yrs old) and he's blind but he's the sweetest boy!

Who has Funny Animal Stories?

poor little kitten

Rockin Cat

cute animals

Bad Easter Bunny

cute picture